The worst hairline in all existence. This hairline is so crooked that even an anus is straighter than it. Merely looking at this hairline will burn your eyeballs to ashes, and it will overwhelm your brain as well, frying it and instantly killing you.
by BigBabyShrek February 27, 2019
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One who's bad at deep meaningful tweets, has an expected massive forehead, one whom believes they are blacker than one truly is. Tries at everything but never really accomplishes much.
Person#1: duuude that new guy in class is such a receder like did you see that receding hairline it's almost excpeted that he's a douche.
Person#2: I get it I really do I mean just take a look at his tweets it's just bad bro.
Person#2: I get it I really do I mean just take a look at his tweets it's just bad bro.
by Harribalsach October 29, 2015
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Get the mcdonald's hairline mug.A hairline that appears much lower on the forehead than the average hairline. The opposite of a receding hairline.....a "proceeding" hairline, if you will.
Guy "A"- Did you see that hairy chick's
neandrathal hairline?
Guy "B"- Her hairline almost touched her unibrow. I think
we just saw the missing link.
neandrathal hairline?
Guy "B"- Her hairline almost touched her unibrow. I think
we just saw the missing link.
by redroxx50 June 12, 2012
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