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Golden Ball Syndrome

When a man believes that he is in complete control of his child or children along with their mother. He will continue this belief rather he is in a relationship with the child’s mother or not. Often using the child for their own gain. A female version of this syndrome would be Golden Uterus Syndrome.
Golden ball syndrome: “I can do whatever I want regardless of any opinion or court order”
by Island_Girl98 January 29, 2022
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Big Ball Syndrome (BBS)

When your balls swell up during inter course
What are those?
Sorry. I think I may have Big Ball Syndrome (BBS)
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb May 14, 2020
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Gooning ball syndrome

When excessive gooning (and in some cases, gooning withdrawal) leads to deregulation of homeostasis within the nutsack, causing the balls to excessively hang when gooning or when a boner is activated. As a result of dysfunctional homeostasis, gooning ball syndrome can cause the testes to hang even under extremely cold conditions. It is recommended to wear a ball brace when suffering of this condition, as it has no cure.
Robert: "Yo dawg I was continuing my 5 year goon streak and my balls started dropping like crazy even after I switched to cold water"

Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"
by NoWayAroundIt April 2, 2025
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stinky balls syndrome

Someone who suffers from chronic ball stink
Greg: Should we invite John to our poker game tonight?
Crystal: No he never showers, he's got stinky balls syndrome!
John: I'm da best 😎
by TransRightsAndWobblyCats January 29, 2022
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Eight ball syndrome

When you normally play billiards quite well, but when it comes down to you and the black - you choke.

Eight Ball Syndrome
by my mAin Hack September 2, 2017
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Pale Ball Syndrome

A syndrome occurring to a man who does not sun his balls. Most typically known as a: soyboy, little bitch, high estrogen levels, a loser
Miami guy1: Did you see Billy Corben crying again on Twitter?

Miami guy2: Bro, did I. That’s every day, that guy has major pale ball syndrome
by WJHTS August 9, 2022
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Black Nigga Ball syndrome

The cancer of being diagnosed with extremely black nuts of a black man
Ben: Hey bill I got sad news.
Bill:What happened?
Ben: I been diagnosed with black nigga ball syndrome
Bill: bitch what?
by black nigga ball syndrome August 20, 2022
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