neopolitan popsickle

when man is partaking in vaginal intercourse with a female while she is on her menstral cycle, right before the man achieves an orgasm he pulls out of the vagina and places the blood covered penis in side the females rectum, once achieving an orgasm in the rectum, he then pulls his penis out of the rectum and places it in the females mouth. (sickest sex act known to man)

"while Cindy was on the rag Bill gave her a Neopolitan popsickle

by created by Ty Chambers December 27, 2007

Neopolitan Super Glazing

When a man procedes to use the method of Rusty Toolshed while a woman is on her period. The woman then pushes the mixture out into a cup, where a man mastubates until he busts into the mixture. The now completed mixture is then poured into the man's anus with the aid of a funnel, and is then excreted ino the woman's mouth. She is then punched in the face while simultaneously swallowing, causing the mixture to squirt out of her nose. The man now laughs at his creation, his lover now covered in bubbly jizzblood, liquified shit, and nasal mucus.

Example 1:

Guy 1: Hey Dude, best night ever last night! Gave my bitch a Neopolitan Super Glazing!
Guy 2: What the fuck is that?
Guy 1: Here's a Picture
(Shows Picture)
Guy 2: Holy Shit! That's Fucking Sick!
Guy 1: Yeah It is my greatest masterpeice! Tasted fucking great to!

Example 2:

I gave my girlfriend such an amazing Neopolitan Super Glasing last week, her nostrils are still burning and she got fired because of her stench. Her boss said her smell reminded him of one night he had in a taxi rank when he was drunk.

by The Man with a Sack of Mince March 27, 2008

Neopolitan Pony Ride

When a women hate fucks a post mortem riga erection with poo, spoo and pee everywhere.

After her husband died, Diane went for a neopolitan pony ride.

by SickoBitcho July 14, 2009

Neopolitan Shake

When you jackhammer fuck someone in the ass (chocolate), tear it open(strawberry) and then jizz in them(vanilla).

Hey Vincent that Neopolitan Shake you gave me last night is still dripping down my legs. Wanna play Doctor and stitch me up?

by 87XRAY August 18, 2010

Neopolitan ice cream

Ice cream with three strips of flavor. One strip is chocolate, another vanilla, and the third is Strawberry.

Hey Jimmy, put that Neopolitan ice cream in my mouth.

by The Jason Himself December 9, 2008

Neopolitan Muff

An icecream cone with shit and jizz in it, then shoved in a girls pussy, just being able to eat the shit and jizz out of the icecream cone...First, you would get an icecream cone, then have you or your partner (which ever you would prefer)to shit in it. Then have the guy jizz on top of the shit.After this you would shove the Neopolitan Muff in the girls pussy, and lastly you would eat it. The shit=chocolate, the jizz=vanilla, the pussy=strawberry.

I know this is awkward but I had a Neopolitan Muff last night.

by JMTM September 22, 2010

Neopolitan Shooter

To perform a neopolitan shooter, one must prepare ahead of time by having your partner take a bunch of laxatives a few hours in advance. When she has to defecate (take a dump), then you are all set. Start by going balls deep in her ass, and rip her ass so hard that it bleeds. After shes bleeding, go off in her ass. The guy then removes his dick, and she shits the liquid shit, jizz, and blood into a shotglass. The two of you then split it and shoot it.

(The shit = brown, the jizz = white, and the red = blood, like the ice cream).

My woman and I wanted to spice up our relationship, so we decided to try some neopolitan shooters... Yum Yum!

by Master Dan December 24, 2008