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wearing me like a necklace 

when lesbians perform the act of cunnilingus
Damn, she was wearing me like a necklace last night

Wiener necklace 

A pairs of lips to hang on a man’s penis
Josie, get over here and put that wiener necklace to use.
Wiener necklace by Schwabcobb September 20, 2020

Necklace 

A necklace is not a piece of jewelry but someone’s hand around your throat. Choke me.
oh my god did you see his hand veins?”
“ What a nice necklace
Necklace by LyssaPissa November 30, 2019

wear you like a necklace

when taylor swift eats your pussy and writes a song about
person a: listened to t swifts songs, and one lyric went like wear you like a necklace, umm okay
person b: i want taylor swift to wear me like a necklace
person a: stupid horny fruity gay dumb bitch

pearl necklace 

the glorious culmination of tit-fucking, in which you blow your nuts out all over a girl's tits, shoulders, neck, and, with any luck, chin. one of the highest expressions of love and affection bestowable upon a woman by a man.
Dashing Gent: Hey, I bet you'd look good in a "pearl necklace."

Big-Titted Dreamboat: Why, yes, I supposed you're right. Why don't you come on over to my place and baste my torpedo tits and elegant neck with your steaming hot man goo?

Beef Necklace 

Somewhat similiar to the pearl necklace, only semen is replaced by a log of shit in this variant.
My girlfriend wanted me to buy her a pearl necklace for her birthday. But instead I gave my brother Rob a beef necklace that night.

Jenny tried to give me a beef necklace, but only succeeded in shitting in my mouth.
Beef Necklace by Robert Beefson December 20, 2009