Yapper Napper Treats

A special dog treat formulated to put that neighborhood yapper into doggie dreamland for the night when you can’t sleep.

I threw just one of the Yapper Napper Treats to my neighbor’s dog and heard her snap it up in a second; it was no yapping after that, I slept like a baby!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

World's Best Napper

1. Someone who is the global champ of napping in general
2. A professional, decorated, napper

ie. Kenya is a WBN World's Best Napper champ 18 years running.
ie. Key is the World's best napper .
ie. Michael could never be a World's Best Napper .

by Kenya1198 May 8, 2013

Caper de napper

Here's a dude that likes to go around cock knocking everybody. Most likely he's a little boy beatin on his dad's weewee b'cause he's made the young lad watch his mom such his cock long enough to inspire that kind of backwards turning hating

That little caper de napper just beat the hell out of daddy's cock. Look at em go!

by Pokey Nokey September 7, 2022

Filthy Napper

When someone likes to nap anywhere, at anytime. Someone you see taking a cheeky little filthy nap whenever they can.

What a filthy napper that hairy old woman is!

by Cheese Hunter May 26, 2010

noon napper

the ability to say FUCK IT and to fall back asleep till noon

my boss is pissed because i'm a noon napper

by iggyvanzant November 6, 2007

Booty Napper

One who steals another's sexual partner.

Damn that Chris guy is such a booty napper, he swept Tiffany from right under my nose.

by Analrapist69 November 6, 2014

Fapper Napper

When you fall asleep while jerking off. Can be done in a car, on the toilet, in front of a GoPro camera, skydiving or at the movies seating behind your ex-girlfriend.

Guy 1: God.. Trump's seminar was so boring in the

conference room today, I couldn't help but

glue my eyelids open.

Guy 2: Did you see the new senator? He was

practically in the back taking a Fapper Napper.

by Avon93 August 9, 2019