Yapper Napper Treats

A special dog treat formulated to put that neighborhood yapper into doggie dreamland for the night when you can’t sleep.

I threw just one of the Yapper Napper Treats to my neighbor’s dog and heard her snap it up in a second; it was no yapping after that, I slept like a baby!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

World's Best Napper

1. Someone who is the global champ of napping in general
2. A professional, decorated, napper

ie. Kenya is a WBN World's Best Napper champ 18 years running.
ie. Key is the World's best napper .
ie. Michael could never be a World's Best Napper .

by Kenya1198 May 8, 2013

Caper de napper

Here's a dude that likes to go around cock knocking everybody. Most likely he's a little boy beatin on his dad's weewee b'cause he's made the young lad watch his mom such his cock long enough to inspire that kind of backwards turning hating

That little caper de napper just beat the hell out of daddy's cock. Look at em go!

by Pokey Nokey September 7, 2022

Fuck Napper

Someone who siphoned all the motivation out of the air.

One that steals the fucks you had.

I had motivation till that fuck napper came by...

by Tar-Tar August 10, 2021

blake napper

The best freakin boyfriend in the world

Lol Blake napper is my boyfriend :>

by Uh.kenzyee November 9, 2020

Scarlet Napper

n. name applied to the outrageously sunburned pate of a Northern Irishman vacationing in Florida caused by a liberal use of Bud Lite and “male” moisturizers.

Roy put your Rangers cap back on. NASA called, your scarlet napper is blinding the astronauts on the International Space Station again.

by Annieger September 19, 2012

noon napper

the ability to say FUCK IT and to fall back asleep till noon

my boss is pissed because i'm a noon napper

by iggyvanzant November 6, 2007