nantucket surprise

When a woman is giving a dude a blowjob, but she's not doing it very well, so he yanks it out of her mouth, bends in half, and sucks himself off right in front of her.

Monica Lewinski was really upset when she was blowing Bill Clinton and he got impatient and showed her the Nantucket Surprise! Cigar smoker alright ... and I heard he DID "inhale".

by Ethan Hunt, retired CIA / Secret Service June 24, 2006

nantucket basket

When you're at a bar in New England, you pick up a broad and bring her home for sex, only to find out she's been tucking the goods between 'her' legs all night.

Yo, that bitch was Nantucket Basketing the whole time!

by Balogna and Stupid November 29, 2007

Fuckit Nantucket

A phrase used when fuckit it's enought and you're really pissed about it. Somtimes Fuckit is repeated twice.

Ugh, I Just stubbed my toe! Fuckit Nantucket!

Fuckit Fuckit Nantucket, I got an F on the midterm.

by Lilith Rosette March 23, 2017

NANTUCKET FUDGE

When you are fuking a fat chick from behind and at the same time sticking a harpoon handle up her ass. THEN after whaling away for a while you pull the handle out, she has explosive diarrhea all over you and THEN you yell out:

“THERE SHE BLOWS LADDIE!!!!!

“Dude what’s that smell?”

“Sorry I got some Nantucket Fudge last night.”

by MartyKnucks October 12, 2022

Nantucket Bucket

The place you go when you get hit so hard you skip Dunkalavainia and go straight to the Nantucket Bucket

Jock 1:Yo, did you catch the game last night?
Jock 2: Yea, did you see when Jock 3 got hit so hard he went to the Nantucket Bucket?

by The ‘High’ Cleric March 24, 2020

Nantucket Nugget

A crap that blocks the toilet and takes multiple flushes to go down

Me, oh damn that Nantucket Nugget felt good

Dad, I hope you cleaned up the mess

Me, yeah it's all good

by The Fleminator October 25, 2018

Nantucket Handshake

Lay your chick face down on the floor, and proceed to bang her. When you're about to finish pull out and shoot your load in your hand. Then use that same hand to help her back up.

I gave that dirty girl the old Dirty Sanchez, then finished the night off with a Nantucket Handshake.

by GortonFisherman April 8, 2008