United States Naval Academy

A school designed to be utter hell but to fortify your future where other academy grads provide you jobs regardless of your competence. Midshipmen training includes condescension, premature judgments, and spreading pain previously received by the trainer because "it happened to them." Lieutenants act like Admirals and Senior midshipmen act like Lieutenants, while Senior Enlisted generally take out their own suffering and marital problems on the midshipmen. The average Naval Academy midshipman is a bro and drinking is a competitive sport. Service selection is based fifty percent on how well you hide your flaws from the public as well as general butt kissing. Alumni love the Naval Academy because their brains have blocked out the negative memories and only left the positives.

"I went to the United States Naval Academy, I loved it!"
"Really? Why?"
"Uh, Its great!"

by The Beast Master Fresh June 16, 2009

Navalny

Biggest Russian oppositioner who uploads his research on YouTube, founder of the Anti-Corruption Foundation and other affiliated companies.

1: Putin is such a dick to his country! Is there anyone that can save Russia?
2: Navalny, an absolute chad, can do this!

by shitass5 February 9, 2021

Navajo Ass

A Native American, usually a Navajo, that has a "typical" flat ass, often called a shovel butt. The buttock is so flat, that it is usually mistaken as part of the back. It is as of there is no ass present, just goes from back to legs.

Those girls on the Women of Navajo calendar are so fine, but they all have that Navajo Ass.

by Wild Dawg October 7, 2009

nava

1. A hebrew name for a girl, meaning 'beautiful'.

Person 1:"I know this girl from Israel, her name is Nava!"

Person 2:"Pretty cool. Thats an awesome name!"

by Milly-Molly-Mandy January 7, 2008

Naaaa

This is a much stronger and more elaborate use of the word no or na, it is usually used when angry and a loss of words comes to mind, this signifies no and rage, and a sign of short patience all in one

Kid: whattup douche
Kid 2: whattup man...
Kid: why is u such a fag bruh
Kid 2: .... Naaaa im just about sick and tired of your mouth

by THE-HEAD-CHEF February 25, 2011

naval landing

Landing the load in or around the belly button

Johnny pulled out and blew his load on sallys stomach. Johnny yelled I'm going to be a pilot! I just got my first Naval Landing!

by Mr. New Booty October 18, 2011

Naavya

She is the most beautiful person one could ever meet......she has the most beautiful brown eyes and an amazing taste in guys.....She loves reading and is claimed to be a child prodigy, a phenomenal genius.....if you ever have the pleasure to meet her......you'll understand how truly nice she is .....her heart is beautiful and caring and warm and everything a guy could ever ask for......she's terrible at flirting but she'll never agree to it......she hates bitchy people and she's strong and believes in herself and she loves food......she also looks stunning in traditional clothes.......if a guy meets her he'd be a fool not to notice what a gem she is!! ......ooh and if you want to know what her perfect life entiles....go to her Pinterest board and take a peak!!

isn't she just beautiful, duh she's a Naavya

I wish I'd have the honour to kiss a Naavya someday <3

by evil_geniussssssss06 November 26, 2021