Noemi Valentino

The hottest cheer captain around!! Normally found round her natural habitat, the ravenclaw common room hosting the sexiest parties.
boy 1: “who’s that!”
boy 2: “the best thing to ever walk the earth, Noemi Valentino”
by NatMc July 26, 2021
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Noemi has a flat chest

A fine ass latina with a flat chest.
Noemi has a flat chest, there's nothing there!
by Someone From CPPS December 16, 2016
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Noemie

a way to describe Naomi
hey noemie, did you get my text?
You smell bad like Noemie
by noemieiejienden January 13, 2023
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noemie's goats

goats used to partake in noemie's suspicious sacrificial ritual
by vegannTesher November 29, 2022
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noemi signore

a beautiful girl who deserves the world and a hot boyfriend. she wants to be rich. she’s gonna be a cool aunt and she will travel the world doing things we don’t write here. thank you for coming to my ted talk.
don’t be a noemi signore, she is unique!
by noemisignore February 19, 2021
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Noemi and elin

Very cool best friends who are funny and bitchy.
They love to hurt people
Who broke Justin’s heart?
Oh that were Noemi and elin to!!
by Thecoolone November 22, 2021
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Noemi

Some chick who’s kinda cute and has some strange obsession with turtles even though they kinda suck. Her name has something to do with bugs like moth or fly or some shit. Overall a crazy ass bitch
Yo is that Noemi?
Shit run she’s gonna attack us with turtles and bugs!
by Bugbrain May 04, 2021
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