basketball reasons

a reason you give when you did something stupid and have no good excuse for why you did it

Sam: hey why did you take an arrow to the knee?
David Stern: basketball reasons

Sean: hey why did you use squirtle against bellsprout? you know grass is his weakness
David Stern: basketball reasons

Borat: Hey mister, why your wife she so sad?
David Stern: basketball reasons

by batrider2 December 16, 2011

Fecal Reasoning

fecal reasoning- can be used like Fecal Justification, meaning the justification one utilizes in order to justify their defecation in a socially unacceptable manner/location

"The only reason I shit in the bucket is cuz were on the boat."

Kristen, spare me your fecal reasoning please

by Tony. 305. October 15, 2007

13th Reason

Reference to Netflix show, 13 reasons why. A reference to kys

Me: I just realized that strangers think me and my platonic friend are dating when they see us together in public
Other friend: yeah they do & he gives off republicans vibes 💀
Me: this is my 13th reason lmao

by LilNasX April 10, 2021

Reason to live

A made up word with no good meaning aka non existent

When someone asks me what is my Reason to live "Excuse me?"

by KYSALEX June 6, 2018

Reasonable Doubt

Jay-Z's classic debut album. Considered by many to be his best.

John: Reasonable Doubt is a classic
Jim: Word

by Johnny Johnothan August 15, 2006

13 reasons

Reasons to commiting suicide

Her: You are one of my 13 reasons

by Destinygirl104 April 17, 2017

personal reasons

The official reason given when you are sacked for shagging a prostitute in the office.

Dave has left for personal reasons

by SecretSquirrel69 November 15, 2022