by Lyhfml June 30, 2023

You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.
by wouldaben January 15, 2011

by SelfCannibalism December 27, 2011

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

Sponge Bob was driving his boat as he drove into the Krusty Krab and hits a table that crashed into a customer
Customer: Agh my leg!
Customer: Agh my leg!
by Goth cuck May 24, 2018

when im in a proper serious relationship im gonna hand her a key and she's gnna be like "awww is this a key to your appartment" and i'll be like "no this is a key to my leg"
by omarisafuckin'_G December 28, 2018

by tsunamigirl January 28, 2022
