monkeys forehead

A word used to describe the female genitalia.

My god, look at that mucky bird from the council estate, those leggings are so tight i can see her monkeys forehead.

OR

Is that a cock in your leggings? Nooo they are that tight it allows observers to see my monkeys forehead. Im off back to the estate for a banjo!!

by Quim October 15, 2006

monkeys fingers

used to denote unusally long nipples

Man that bird was hot last night! Not only did she have an arse like a bun but she had nipples like monkeys fingers

by Robbie Parish July 13, 2006

Monkeys on Film

The correct exclamation in a match of Mario Kart 64 in which you are Donkey Kong and you are doing really well in the middle of the race.

"OH! 2nd place star! Monkeys on Film!"

by Scripple021 May 6, 2004

Monkeys in the Abbey Gardens

An untruth, or complete bollocks.

My cat can speak French. "That is monkeys in the abbey gardens"

by Zoe vanZero June 29, 2011

monkeys trying to fuck a football

When a group of incompetent rejects can't handle the simplist task

Salesmen: We don't know what happened boss, we thought we had that guy for sure.

Salesmanager: You retards couldn't close a front door.

Salesmen: Sorry boss, we will do better next time.

Salesmanager: No you won't you peices of shit, you guys are like monkeys trying to fuck a football

by wamboozled October 10, 2014

monkeys tail

The aftermath left after sitting too far back on a toilet seat whilst waving a brown friend off to sea

"Oh my god, i'm gonna be sick, theres a monkeys tail on that seat!"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

monkeys fuck

Not giving a damn

I couldn't give a monkeys fuck if he had two left feet

by rubyredpoppy January 9, 2016