mongoloid

A short, large-fore-headed, knife wielding, bow-haired, unbalanced ratio for arms to arms and legs to legs, potato sack wearing person. Usually mongoloids have facial lacerations, messed up eyes (called mongoloid eyes), crawl instead of walk, and are just scary as hell to deal with.
Dude I just saw this fucking mongoloid looking at me, it was staring at me! Freaked the shit out of me.
by Sean McAlevey June 14, 2008
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mongoloid

A word that is far too often used out of context. Referring to Asian peoples and those belonging to the Mongol empire, it has more recently become a term used to describe the mentally handicapped, and even more recently, people in general, a la "trollucifer".
trollucifer: Listen, you mongoloid. I am clearly above you, for I own Plumed Serpent LP's. Suck my farts, LOL!
by Robyn Swank November 03, 2004
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mongoloid

an annoying obnoxious authoritative twat known for their down syndrome like features and neanderthal looking skin
The mongoloids were the only reason ww2 was such a big deal had they not been involved it would have just been a police action against communism.
by razzamatazibizzle October 19, 2017
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mongoloider

dude, he was such a mongoloider!
by Tommyx64 November 29, 2018
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mongoloidal

The act of being a mongoloid.
The act of one pledging their allegiance to either of the political parties of a two ring circus is a MONGOLOIDAL action.
by Robb Denney September 17, 2020
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mongoloid patrol

any bus or van full of retards
by Anonymous November 04, 2003
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mongoloid mike

a diminutive term for a mentally-challenged person who is constantly taken advantage of, and harmed physically, usually by delinquent members of society.
Kenny and Dustin Powers tagged teamed two challenged brothers down the street yesterday. An onlooker quoted Kenny Powers yelling "How do you like me now mongoloid mike!?"
by TRing April 07, 2010
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