Hungarian Mittens

The warm sensation you get when you sit on your hands and fart.

Jim: Dude it's so cold out don't you want to take some gloves?!

Barry: Nah bro I'll just use some Hungarian Mittens.

by weaselman March 30, 2012

Dangerous Mittens

cats.

Cat: *hiss*
Person: oh damn don't use your dangerous mittens on me!

by StacyKatzzz January 25, 2021

Murder Mittens

Admirable and descriptive name for a cat's paws.

That dog better back off or he'll get the murder mittens.

by Debbie M. March 12, 2021

wolf mittens

A chick with hairy knuckles

Chick was giving me a hand job.. I thought it was my pubes. But it was her wolf mittens

by jji436 May 18, 2011

Flesh Mittens

To stick both hands in the hooha

I was with these 2 chicks, and I got me some flesh mittens, if ya know what I mean!

by WooftyOne April 28, 2005

Chicken Mittens

The act of using an uncooked chicken as a boxing glove.

I can't get the stink off my hands from my Chicken Mittens.

by SneakyPriest June 28, 2011

Detective Mittens

A scary fucking cat.

Good work Detective Mittens... you scary fucking cat!

by writergirljds December 7, 2011