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mistressbate

Female masturbation. A fringe psycho-feminist term because it eliminates the male-dominant "master" bating.
"Olivia, although she was happily married, often engaged in mistressbation while her husband was away on long business trips."
by KHD January 27, 2004
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Methane Mistress

Methane Mistress is an underground multigenre producer and a micro-celebrity DJ and raver from Austria. She mostly known for her Gorenoise, HardTekk, Goregrind, Pornogrind, Slam Death Metal, HexD + her unique mixing and production style. Methane Mistress is currently signed to a label that currently is unknown due to her profiles being banned from an album cover that apparently was not properly sensored. Methane Mistress has been making music and noise since 2015 and released her first album, of the gorenoise genre in 2016 by the help of her brother as revealed in an interview.
John: Just found Methane Mistress' 2021 tracks after 2 years of searching!

Jane: You get no hoes.
by Lollyhead April 20, 2023
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Mistress of Honor

A person acting as the principal attendant of the bride during all phases of the wedding process while simultaneously being romantically involved with the bride and/or groom.
Theirs was a marriage of convenience. The groom was well aware that the bride and the mistress of honor were sleeping together while flavors of wedding cake were being discussed.
by guerrillafemme August 10, 2010
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Mistress Howard

When a friend comes over with a large desire to act as a drag queen, they are said to be channeling the spirit of "Mistress Howard" a drag queen from the 70's.
"Oh sweetie! You do look fabulous!"

"Dude, you've totally gone Mistress Howard on us."

"DO I!"
by Voogoins March 1, 2008
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MISTRESS

<ORIGIN> from the Old French maistresse, from maistre 'master'

Noun
1) - a woman in a position of authority or control.

<special usage> a woman who is skilled in a particular subject or activity. (possibly sexually)

2) - a woman having an extramarital sexual relationship, especially with a married man.

<special usage> a woman loved and courted by a man

3) - a woman that is the dominating role in a dominate/submissive relationship or arrangement.
1) - She is always the mistress of the situation.

2) - Donna thought her husband had a secret mistress she didn't know about.

3) - My 'slave' knows that if he disappoints his mistress he will surely be punished.

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by N8mare13 October 11, 2012
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Mistress

A guy has to have a girl to have a mistress/side girl. A guy with no girl has no mistress.
by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019
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evil mistress

The person your husband cheated on with. Usually skinny and bitchy.
See that woman with that man?

Ya what about her

She's his evil mistress
by EvilMistress_012 February 10, 2017
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