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An abusive piece of shit who expects you to be loyal to him while he cheats on you. Most likely went to prison.
Wow that guy was such a nightmare. For sure a Mikey
Mikey by Lucilovesherjordy August 20, 2019
A guy who glows and is pretty damn amazing. All the girls faint when he walks pass, and is SPECTACULAR in bed. He's sweet, athletic, and has a gorgeous smile along with his Blueish yellowish eyes. When you look into them you feel like you can't float into the sea. He looks his best in American Eagle boxers(:
"I wish my boyfriend was a Mikey"

*Mikey walking up*
Girl: "oh my god, I'm fixing to climax"
Mikey by Cindy718 May 29, 2011
a beautiful boy with blond hair green/blue eyes. not afraid to do silly things in public and will make you laugh. a lovely boy who likes cuddles and is very affectionate <3
perosn 1: 'omg, he's soooo beautful!'
person 2: 'he's a real mikey'
Mikey by ilikepenguins November 19, 2010
Fagguettè
Mikey is Fagguetè
Mikey by Pprenren October 17, 2019
Usaully, a fat, orange and a potato head. A Mikey has no friends. He cant get any girls because he's very insecure. A Mikey also loves to eat junk food example: Pizza, chips, donuts etc.
Hey have you seen that kid today in the corner? He looks very Mikey.
Mikey by HAHAJOKER January 22, 2017