Mikey

When you're having anal sex with a woman and fist her pussy, grabbing your cock through her ass wall and wank yourself off inside her

I was fucking her in the ass, so I stuck my hand in and gave her a Mikey

by NastyUK June 20, 2017

Mikey

They baddest mother fucker on the planet. Posses imaginable strength and a massive cock. Can be a bit quiet at times but isn't scared to speak his mind.

Damn, is that Mikey?

by FUcknate February 11, 2021

Mikey

Mikey is a boy that will charm you to death. he will make you think he loves you then leave.

I hate him.
He must be a mikey.

by Glowflix Glower best Fan January 29, 2020

Mikey

A very misleading and unregardable person. Not trust worthy and sometimes a bit gullible.

Friend 1:Oh he’s being horrible, he must be a Mikey!

by TheBigSmelly May 09, 2020

Mikey

A shit that smells extremely bad and may not clear up.

Dude, you fucking laid a fat Mikey in my goddamn bathroom!!

by Johnny D-nell April 16, 2008

Mikey

Mikey is a person who’s coochie is always stank

Bro Mikey’s coochie stank today.

by Pepe coochie September 07, 2019

Mikey

Mikey is the type of guy that any girl would get swept off there feet by him. He is sweet,caring,handsome,generous,smart,and loving. He would fight for you and beat someone up for you. He has charm and a way with words that will make you laugh and smile really big. He fits in with everyone and everyone loves him. He has the cutest smile and eyes. One look and you start to feel butterflies and get nervous. He is the best friend anyone could ask for and boyfriend. He protects you and comforts you when your down, also makes jokes to see you smile. He will get in trouble just to talk to you. He is all any girl thinks about because he is so damn cute.

I wish Mikey liked me back.
MIkey is awesome and caring.

by Crushes November 17, 2018