by ypoctac June 24, 2021
Get the A Midwestern Soccer Mom mug.First coined by Reddit’s Wall Street Bets; a midwestern yacht is any obnoxious mode of transportation consuming a minimum 1/3rd of any midwestern home owner’s garage. Examples include RVs, Boats that haven’t touched the water in years, 4th of July floats, motorcycles that are still being rebuilt, leaky Suburbans, get creative.
You betcha’ it’ll be a great weekend to pull out the midwestern yacht, and take her out for a spin, if the gall darn snow would melt off.
by Stonksonlygoup November 16, 2019
Get the midwestern yacht mug.An alcoholic beverage containing some type of tea “served hot” with whisky and typically a little lemon and honey is added.
This gorgeous girl and I got a little tipsy on some Midwesterner cold medicine when we went to look at the Christmas lights down town.
Also referred to as a “hottie Tottie”
Also referred to as a “hottie Tottie”
by McGooo November 23, 2022
Get the midwesterner cold medicine mug.An ass that is naturally beefy but not defined.
A midwestern ass has a lot of surface area but do to lack of definition it blends into the thighs just slightly.
A midwestern ass has a lot of surface area but do to lack of definition it blends into the thighs just slightly.
by Lol Tina March 23, 2024
Get the Midwestern Ass mug.A blue collar individual from the American Midwest that consistently votes against their own interests in successive elections.
by deplorable#45 March 8, 2023
Get the Midwestern Masochist mug.When a bigger southern girl rides you so fast her fat slaps together making what sounds like thunder until you cum so hard it represents rain.
by Big fat chick November 30, 2019
Get the sloppy midwestern storm mug.by DickDasterdadly6969 February 4, 2023
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