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A Midwestern Soccer Mom

An alcohol beverage made with a 1:1 mixture of Red Wine and Diet Pepsi.
I was over at Dave's house the other night and I drank a Midwestern Soccer Mom.
by ypoctac June 24, 2021
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midwestern yacht

First coined by Reddit’s Wall Street Bets; a midwestern yacht is any obnoxious mode of transportation consuming a minimum 1/3rd of any midwestern home owner’s garage. Examples include RVs, Boats that haven’t touched the water in years, 4th of July floats, motorcycles that are still being rebuilt, leaky Suburbans, get creative.
You betcha’ it’ll be a great weekend to pull out the midwestern yacht, and take her out for a spin, if the gall darn snow would melt off.
by Stonksonlygoup November 16, 2019
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midwesterner cold medicine

An alcoholic beverage containing some type of tea “served hot” with whisky and typically a little lemon and honey is added.
This gorgeous girl and I got a little tipsy on some Midwesterner cold medicine when we went to look at the Christmas lights down town.

Also referred to as a “hottie Tottie
by McGooo November 23, 2022
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Midwestern Ass

An ass that is naturally beefy but not defined.

A midwestern ass has a lot of surface area but do to lack of definition it blends into the thighs just slightly.
You can tell she’s from Nebraska. Look at that midwestern ass. It’s all corn
by Lol Tina March 23, 2024
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Midwestern Masochist

A blue collar individual from the American Midwest that consistently votes against their own interests in successive elections.
Those Midwestern masochists have been voting reliably for Democrats for decades.
by deplorable#45 March 8, 2023
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sloppy midwestern storm

When a bigger southern girl rides you so fast her fat slaps together making what sounds like thunder until you cum so hard it represents rain.
I came so hard last night when my girl gave me a sloppy Midwestern storm
by Big fat chick November 30, 2019
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midwestern churn

The act of filling a condom with butter, freezing it, and inserting it into someone.
by DickDasterdadly6969 February 4, 2023
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