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midwesterner cold medicine

An alcoholic beverage containing some type of tea “served hot” with whisky and typically a little lemon and honey is added.
This gorgeous girl and I got a little tipsy on some Midwesterner cold medicine when we went to look at the Christmas lights down town.

Also referred to as a “hottie Tottie
by McGooo November 23, 2022
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Midwestern Ass

An ass that is naturally beefy but not defined.

A midwestern ass has a lot of surface area but do to lack of definition it blends into the thighs just slightly.
You can tell she’s from Nebraska. Look at that midwestern ass. It’s all corn
by Lol Tina March 23, 2024
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Midwestern Popsicle

When you put your dick in the snow, come back in, and get a blowjob.
We got 6 inches of snow this weekend, so you know I had to get that Midwestern Popsicle.
by MidwesternSnow December 23, 2022
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midwestern yacht

First coined by Reddit’s Wall Street Bets; a midwestern yacht is any obnoxious mode of transportation consuming a minimum 1/3rd of any midwestern home owner’s garage. Examples include RVs, Boats that haven’t touched the water in years, 4th of July floats, motorcycles that are still being rebuilt, leaky Suburbans, get creative.
You betcha’ it’ll be a great weekend to pull out the midwestern yacht, and take her out for a spin, if the gall darn snow would melt off.
by Stonksonlygoup November 16, 2019
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A Midwestern Soccer Mom

An alcohol beverage made with a 1:1 mixture of Red Wine and Diet Pepsi.
I was over at Dave's house the other night and I drank a Midwestern Soccer Mom.
by ypoctac June 24, 2021
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Midwestern Ring of Fire

The Midwestern Ring of Fire is a party trick in which you shove three to four raccoons up your ass, along with some medium to spicy salsa, and just hold on for dear life.
Did you see how Tony pulled off that Midwestern Ring of Fire last night? Crazy bro...
by batfucker69 October 17, 2023
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Midwestern Bento Box

A type of sex orgy in which all participants arrange themselves in a Tetris like stacked position and pleasure each other.
Tyler, was taken away by the pressure of Allison’s fat ass on his face, because she was on top of the midwestern bento box
by Andyrewg123 December 27, 2019
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