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Mehodist

Mê•hô•dist (n.) An individual who believes in themself above all else, forsaking the rights and religions of others.
Person 1: "Did you go to church last sunday?"

Person 2: "No, I sat at home and figured out that I was better than God. I'm a Mehodist now."
by See Em Eye March 23, 2011
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methodist0ne

means the coolest person on the vesti and gets all the girls when he shows them the goods.
methodist0ne = TeH CoOlNeSs
by John G February 12, 2005
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Methodist hoe

A bitch who is addicted to meth but always posting about god while she is smoking a crack pipe .
Melissa preaching while she smoking meth pipe she's a methodist hoe
by thebetterbitch June 29, 2024
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Methodist Bath

A term used often by devout methodists, specifically referring to a bath taken alone late in the evening accompanied by a drink and a smoking pipe.
"Gorshdarn it Katherine, you spoiled my good ole Methodist Bath."
by Logen9 July 10, 2025
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