A true family from medford is constructed like this: Both parents are together have a goooood amount of money in the bank a few kids each with about 100,000 dollers in their trust funds, at least one of the daughters is a whore and at least one kid is a stoner, big ass house look perfect on the outside, and every kid is perfect at everything they do they have to have a shore house and dress everyday in either Abercrombie & Fitch or American eagle, oh and the whole famile must be very attractive
Person1-yea there's this family who lives down the street from us in the summer in ocean city, damn they're like perfect
Person2-are they from medford??
Person2-are they from medford??
by lover April 20, 2005
Ugly ass school in Medford, Massachusetts. Full of racist white teachers and entitled colonizers who don’t give af abt the real probs. Bathrooms reek from the white bois ripping their Juul. Football team is just ass at what they do. ㅇ ㅡㅇ mfs here ain’t got half a brain cell, especially the eDgY white boys that make racist ass jokes. Mad ppl here tryna be qUiRky like bruh u ain’t special 😭. Some teachers r actually kinda good but the science department is ass. The science mfs be traumatizing kids and giving out PTSD like it’s fucking candy. Building looks like a whole prison and some ppl say it’s cuz of these riots they used to have. They rlly don’t be condoning racist and homophobic shit there. U got some creepy ass teachers looking at kids too. U gotta work w what u got but issa lousy place
by lIfE gOeS oN ✨✨✨ December 27, 2021
where kids dont get expelled for smoking weed in the bathroom where girls dress like sluts and claim they got kissed by justin bieber
by bigmar311 January 27, 2011
A school in south jersey filled with your average snobs, backstabbing whores, slutty 7th graders who pretend they're in high school and then the normal cool people who can all get along.
Perhaps its reputation would be saved if not for the 8th grader who got suspended for having a knife and coke at the dance.
by skittles6688 March 16, 2005
Actually, Medford Memorial Middle School does not have drug bearing knife holding people in it. A few people liek 6 months ago stole some ADD medicine from the nurse for a kid with ADD! it didnt hurt anyone and the kid had add anyway. Please don't hate cuz were one of the richest towns in the u.s.a. just get over it...
We live in Medford cuz we actually are intelligent...how did we get here you ask?? Our parents actually have jobs.
by 23754613784 March 24, 2005
Medford Memorial is not a bad school there just rich and not trashy living in trailer parks like you! im sorry that you dont get your way thats not our faults...your just jealous that were one of the richest towns in the county.
by xo number 7 March 20, 2005
A school where 6th graders already suck dick and send nudes and by 7th already had anal. In the bathrooms you don’t get in trouble for smoking weed because nobody gives a fuck.
“yo dude 6th grade is awesome I just got head” “haha I just got high as fuck in the bathroom of Medford memorial middle school”
by smdhoetryme September 21, 2017