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Noah Scented Mayo

An incredible actor and dancer. His phenomenal performance in the bowling alley scene won five Oscars and seventeen Grammy awards (somehow). He also smells like mayo.
Oh my gosh, it's Noah Scented Mayo!

I loved his quote "It matters not what you've done, but what you do with what you've done for others."

So inspiring!
by that one girl angie June 6, 2021
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Stinko de Mayo

a phrase yelled in spanish class when somebody farts
Bill: (farts)
Bob: awh, stinko de mayo!
by bronxbomber678 August 13, 2006
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Seis de Mayo

The day after Cinco de Mayo; usually characterized by deadly farts, a killer hangover, and dormir mucho.
I love Cinco de Mayo- Taco Bell, Corona and lime, sombreros, and jammin' to mariachi songs!
I HATE Seis de Mayo- farts that smell like chalupas and a hangover the size of Mexico. It sucks big cojones.
by moroho May 6, 2010
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Don't be so Mayo

A universal phrase that can be used in almost any situation. Usually in response to someone overreacting to something, or when someone does something bad.
"Jim: What the fuck are you doing?! Those are my chips!"
"Kevin: Dude. Don't be so mayo."

*Guy falls off of his skateboard*
"Guy watching: Dude. Don't be so mayo."
by Alcranky May 22, 2010
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small batch mayo

N. A euphemism for semen
During brunch at The General Greene, Derek went to the bathroom to whip up some of his own small batch mayo.
by Sk8terboi February 1, 2014
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shit is real as kraft mayo

it is a term that you use to describe some thing that is unbelievable going on
shit is real as kraft mayo i got the new world wide high score in pac-man
by sexytacodab December 29, 2016
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The Sloppy Whopper with Heavy Mayo

The act of sneaking up on a friend from behind, and ejaculating on their backs without him or her noticing.
Man, John did it again. The Sloppy Whopper with heavy mayo... i need a new shirt.
by stan harris March 28, 2007
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