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people who were born on may 9 are depressed as fuck, they always try to fit in and it never works. they hide their feelings and have the strictest parents. they cry almost everynight but even with that pain, theyre a good friend and can comfort you when you're sad. we're also always hungry no matter what. theyre the bestest friend you could ever ask for so you should hug them and tell them you love them. they hate themselves when they get something wrong, public speak, or do something embarrassing.
Girl: it's my birthday today, may 9!!
friend: happy birthday! ur a great friend no matter what and i hope u have a nice day
May 9 by random teenage girl November 22, 2022
national eat your own shit day
Person 1: Dude! Today sucks!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its may 9
Person 2: Ewwwwww
may 9 by gurlllbyeeee February 15, 2023
National Fighting Day
Person 1: Omg it’s may 9!
Person 2:Hurry get your phone out!!

*fighting noises*
May 9 by lmaosavvdictionary May 5, 2023
National send a tittie picture day
Omg I can wait till may 9 so I get to see some titties
May 9 by Mcgoob May 9, 2023

.9.you may feel the impetus to use past experiences to make strong key decisions. work wise, leadership qualities will be pretty shinelyu.9.

.9.you may feel the impetus to use past experiences to make strong key decisions. work wise, leadership qualities will be pretty shinelyu.9.
.9.you may feel the impetus to use past experiences to make strong key decisions. work wise, leadership qualities will be pretty shinelyu.9.

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