Matthias

He is a show off with a tiny dick and tries way too hard on everything . His biggest accomplishment is being the ugliest person. Only number 1 he will ever get.

Jung: Man i dont want to be friends with a matthias
Luke:I know he is such a show off
Jung: yeah and he has a tiny penis

by anonymous November 10, 2021

Matthias's Mindblowers

There are three mind blowers like the three amigos.

Mind blower one: when you leave school and take a nap
Mind blower two: when you can't find your phone but find it in the place where you leave it
Mind blowers three: when you get some tacos this is my order: guacamole, refried beans, black beans, lettuce, carne asada, pico de gallo, cilantro, two full limes squirted all over 4 of my special tacos

I just experienced one of Matthias's Mindblowers(tm) it made my life complete

by grithardgambler May 20, 2025

Matthias Webb

A batty boy who likes to say n-word, single like a pringle, nerd like to correct everyone, sometimes plays minecraft and roblox.

He acting like a Matthias Webb.

by His friend XD November 24, 2021

Matthias

Matthias is the meaning of a person that has an extremely tiny cock

An easy to kill guy named matthias.

Posseses zero skill to defend himself

by Matthiasbeyen December 1, 2023

Matthias

A real fat ugly bitch

Matthias a ugly fat bitch

by Matthiasfat February 14, 2022

Matthias

A Mediterranean Machine known for loud noises during the night, a sex machine.

Did you hear that Matthias?

by EleanorTenson November 21, 2021

Matthias Cookesworth

Nabs kids, sees minute old bits and probably has a 1 inch dick.

This grade A wrongun has become infamous due to his behaviour and is a well known miscreant. Typically hangs around the Highlands In his car by Fisher Price trying to tryout some of the local cuisine.

In his spare time he loiters around Betfred shagging bike locks.

Le Small: My juice tastes funny.
Matthias Cookesworth: Cosby Time ;)

by Epikkun December 29, 2019