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Machoist

A person who views the increase of preferential treatment towards people based solely on their gender as wrong.
Machoist think women only scholarships are sexist towards men.
by Above all else March 26, 2009
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methodist axe

A specific type of axe, These have two cutting faces, hence the axe being called two faced. Used by lumberjacks in competions.
joe pass me that methodist axe, this spruce block is nottier than my girlfriend.
by Drillboss June 19, 2019
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Crystal Methodist

A person with facial tattoos that refer to the Christian faith. This person is often stick-thin with an appearance most commonly associated with meth addicts. Crystal Methodists are most often found on the popular television show "Cops".
"Damn man, look at a this white trash!"

"Woah, be quiet Fred! You know there's a bunch of Crystal Methodists living around here! You'd be shot in a heartbeat!"
by Optimal11 December 14, 2013
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masocistic

Someone who enjoys pain. You could think of it as someone who cuts, or someone who likes being bitten.
He's a creepy one... I heard he's a masocistic. Just look at those bitemarks!
by Fuzzymongoose October 17, 2005
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machocist

Someone who abuses themselves or like to be abused; finds pleasure in pain.
by Cassandra February 17, 2004
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Mathochist

Someone who derives pleasure from one's own pain and humiliation inflicted by pursuing mathematical knowledge.
Usually a sufferer from insanity. It is a mystery whether the insanity is a result from the Lovercraftian horror of advanced mathematics, or the insane are drawn into studying mathematics.

Due to this word being derived from masochist, it is suggested that this pleasure is of a sexual nature. However, as sufferers of this condition (including the person who wrote this entry) generally do not have a sex life whatsoever, it is currently impossible to verify this claim.
Creator of this entry: "Why look for love when maths has been making you cry and breaking your heart since eternity?"
Fellow maths student: "Sometimes I wonder if we've became masochistic from all the mathematical pain."
Creator of this entry: "You should've said 'Mathochistic', such a good pun opportunity wasted."
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mathochist

Someone who derives happiness from and continues to love math despite the suffering and pain that comes with mathematics. They will cry over math problems and as soon as they solve them, they will smile and continue to the next one, forgetting all the pain that came before.
"I cried for hours over this problem and after I solved it I just smiled and moved on to the next one."
"You're a total mathochist bro."
by OGmathochist October 28, 2022
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