Matei

Slang with a penis that's anything larger than 9 inches. The term is derived from a viral YouTube co-host who's multiple "bulge" photos make fans believe his penis is abnormally large.

Brice: Hey, man. I accidentally saw you get out of the shower. Nice Matei bro!
Mike: I know.

by Matt Actual December 17, 2015

Mateo

A man that loves to be loved, a true nigga till the day you die and loves you like a brother has many secrets and has a girlfriend that he would love till the day he dies and also will always have your back.

Haste a big cock

Damm look at my boy Mateo and his girl she probably loves Mateo’s dick cause it’s so huge.

He probably works out his peen

by Nottus12 October 4, 2019

Mateo

A sexy beast that gets all the mexican bitches

Who is that hunk?
Thats just mateo

by Yungboiiiiii12345 April 13, 2018

Mateo Monster

"Mateo is a usually mild-mannered creature who, when supplied with an adequate amount of guac, is very calm and easy to talk to.

If Mateo does not have his guac, he turns into the Mateo Monster.

The Mateo Monster will stop at nothing to get his guacamole.

When confronted by the Mateo Monster, you have two options:

1. Give him guac

2. Run like hell

Mateo is not himself someone pls make him some guac before he transforms once again to the Mateo monster

by Adrienne yo December 23, 2016

Mateo

A nice and creative guy. He can be very stubborn and self centered a lot of the time but he’s still a amazing guy to hang around .

Mateo is a very nice guy and I wish I was his friend

by Boxes are for foxes February 26, 2018

Mattioli

Monster dick, can't see the end. Socially amazing, too many friends, too many women. The women like the sex because a big dick is a good dick.

Person 1: You're shit at sex and life.

Person 2: Fuck off, I'm Mattioli.

by joethegreat November 30, 2011

Matriot

A person who loves, supports, and defends the earth and its interests with devotion.

Of country, patriot. Of earth, matriot

by lisasan December 7, 2011