When straight boys wear two slightly different shades of the same color in one outfit.
They think it matches well, but in reality it looks offputting and tacky.
They think it matches well, but in reality it looks offputting and tacky.
My boyfriend insists that his red t-shirt looks great with his not-quite-the-same-shade-of red basketball shorts, but anyone with half a retina can tell it's only hetero-matching.
by Percival Sweetwater II August 16, 2021
Get the hetero-matching mug.When comparing anything to anything, sizing someone up, pocket watching, glazing, etc. Can be used in a negative or positive manner.
Example: 1
Man 1: "Yoooo where'd you get those jeans from? Are those the same ones *INSERT CELEBRITY* was wearing?"
Man 1: "Bro....you MEAT MATCHING RIGHT NOW!!!!"
Example: 2
Girl 1: "Wait...weren't you supposed to be going to the party with Jamal? I saw you on IG flicking it up with everyone BUT HIM!
Girl 2: "Girl, I know you aint inspecting my timeline...MEAT MATCHING and shit!"
Man 1: "Yoooo where'd you get those jeans from? Are those the same ones *INSERT CELEBRITY* was wearing?"
Man 1: "Bro....you MEAT MATCHING RIGHT NOW!!!!"
Example: 2
Girl 1: "Wait...weren't you supposed to be going to the party with Jamal? I saw you on IG flicking it up with everyone BUT HIM!
Girl 2: "Girl, I know you aint inspecting my timeline...MEAT MATCHING and shit!"
by thatguybgreen December 10, 2025
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The heaviest hand-held instrument in the band. Players of the marching baritone will go through the worst kind of hell for the first month or so of the season because of the twenty-pound vertical pull on their arm muscles that they didn't even know they had. They often develop PTSD from the pain and wake up in the middle of the night with war-flashbacks from band camp. Understandably, baritone marchers get hella pissed when trumpets complain about how heavy their instrument is because the baritone is a solid 10-15 pounds heavier. Another drawback of the marching baritone is the bell size which, like the mellophone, completely fucking blocks your forward vision so you can't see the drum major 30% of the time. But despite the satanic training the baritones go through, they will have the fiercest of biceps at the end of the season. Through the blood, sweat, and tears that they shed together the baritone section members have bonded to form a cult of trumpet-loathing Herculeses. Even though every baritone player has stated multiple times that they hate playing their instrument, none of them would give it up for the world. It's definately a love-hate relationship that always ends up tipping more towards the loving side.
by Allisonsum1 December 17, 2014
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2.) Hell
3.) The best thing that will ever happen to you
4.) Mentally and Physically draining
Marching band is a team build experience, that will change your whole perception on life and make you appreciate all the small things in life. There will be ups and down but you will love all of them. One thing about marching band is that you all don't just talk about band, y'all spill some real tea. One last thing is, the people you meet will become your friends for the rest of your life it doesn't matter what grade level or anything everybody is now your best friend for the first time you all snap to attention.
2.) Hell
3.) The best thing that will ever happen to you
4.) Mentally and Physically draining
Marching band is a team build experience, that will change your whole perception on life and make you appreciate all the small things in life. There will be ups and down but you will love all of them. One thing about marching band is that you all don't just talk about band, y'all spill some real tea. One last thing is, the people you meet will become your friends for the rest of your life it doesn't matter what grade level or anything everybody is now your best friend for the first time you all snap to attention.
The first day of marching band camp
Drum major: *click* *click* *click* *click* BAND TEN HUT
A sloe rookie: Is it band or ben?
Drum major: NO TALKING AT ATTENTION
Drum major: *click* *click* *click* *click* BAND TEN HUT
A sloe rookie: Is it band or ben?
Drum major: NO TALKING AT ATTENTION
by piccolotrumpet April 13, 2019
Get the Marching Band mug."Bolivian Marching Powder" appears in Bright Lights, Big City by Jay McInerney published in 1984. The main character describes the brain and inner soldiers marching around once they've been stimulated with cocaine.
"All might come clear if you could just slip into the bathroom and do a little more Bolivian Marching Powder. Your brain at this moment is composed of brigades of tiny Bolivian soldiers. They are tired and muddy from their long march through the night. There are holes in their boots and they are hungry. They need to be fed. They need the Bolivian Marching Powder." - Bright Lights, Big City, Jay McInerney, 1984
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Get the math is not mathing mug.House: You mix rocking, grunting, sweating, and dystonia with concerned parents, and you get an amateur diagnosis of epilepsy. In actuality, all your little girl is doing is saying "Yoo-hoo" to the hoo-hoo.
Mom: She's what?
House: Marching the penguin. Ya-yaing the sisterhood. Finding Nemo. It's called gratification disorder. It's sort of a misnomer. If one was unable to gratify one's self, that would be a disorder.
Mom: Are you saying she's masturbating?
House: I was trying to be discrete, there is a child in the room.
Mom: She's what?
House: Marching the penguin. Ya-yaing the sisterhood. Finding Nemo. It's called gratification disorder. It's sort of a misnomer. If one was unable to gratify one's self, that would be a disorder.
Mom: Are you saying she's masturbating?
House: I was trying to be discrete, there is a child in the room.
by houseism June 24, 2009
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