santa marta

Mexico uses this word to describe marijuana

Got any Santa Marta

by Truth1919 July 27, 2016

stfu massa

When an insignificant person either says something that no one cares about or says something completely out of context. This expression is also used to make people who don't get references/jokes shut the f*ck up when they don't add any valuable input to the conversation.

Person 1: *tells a joke*
Person 2: *says something retarded completly unrelated*
Person 1: stfu massa

by Paclone March 18, 2020

Shattered Mast

N. The residual pain left from an extended, but exquisitely satisfied priapism.

V. To satisfy the priapism.

Baby I've still got a shattered mast from last friday.

by Bigsby Hornsworth June 15, 2010

Northwest Sad Masty

Masterbating and using the oh so present and depressing 9 month marathon of rain in the Pacific Northwest as lubrication.

Northwest Sad Masty's are all I have to look forward to these days since my parents made me move up here.

by Sir Double kicks alot August 2, 2016

sofia mata

An annoying piece of poo

Ugh sofia mata is a sofia mata
(Idek)

by imadumbhoe47 May 20, 2019

Sushi Masa

getting railed while doing ones taxes, learning a new language and cleaning the kitchen. Right before the "finish" a ninja flies overhead and drops a deuce.

"I found my education credit on my taxes while doing a sushi masa with Suzy last night."

by Stacey Bon-fire June 16, 2008

Sailing at half-mast

A partial erection.

I’m trying to get it in, but I’m sailing at half-mast.

by Red Bastard July 4, 2020