Markus 

The Ugliest man alive!

You look like Markus

Markus by JayNiko October 23, 2020

MARKUS 

THE DUMBEST LIVING RANGA

MARKUS HAS A SMALL RANGA DICK

MARKUS by SBGSJdjszxbhaslfjbfhdjawkmlfjh March 4, 2019

Markus 

Has hair and personality reminiscent of bad gravy, bland and flavorless. Arrogance that is backed up, but arrogance nonetheless. Gravy is only seasonal, like his personality.

Person A: I hear that Markus is really good at clarinet!
Person B: Yeah, but don't tell him that or you'll never hear the end of it.

Markus by Tiktoktiptop May 7, 2018

Markus 

An idiotic looser, who likes to skip class.

Fuck Markus

Markus by The Lover Of Markus October 15, 2021

markus 

a markus is the biggest shagger in town. he shaggs so much and would probaly float on water becasue he is so shaggy. markus is the biggest shagger you will ever see.

markus is the biggest shagger in town

markus by konsky March 16, 2019

markus 

asshole backstabbing jerk

boy: “dude did you see that new markus kid?”
boy 2:”yeah i heard he’s a real asshole.”

markus by habsgsisnvzusjs sshs sh February 18, 2019

Markus 

Markus means "small penis" in EVERY country in the world. The name markus is also very gay.

Guy 1: Eyy dude do you want a "Markus" up yo ass?

Guy 2: Yeah sure

Markus by Max "Big Penis" December 14, 2016