markus

the sexiest, lengest, nicest, tallest, fittest guy ever. he has the biggest dick and is the best in bed. he is the best boyfriend in the world
markus ur so fucking lengg
by ur mums pannani November 29, 2019
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markus

Another method of referring to someone as a "mark", which is an offensive term used and originating in urban American.
"Yo, yous a lil markus."
"Look at that markus, brown nosin' them hos."
"Markus Aurellias mothu-fucka."
"He he, yous a markus."
by BootyLickinMark June 08, 2006
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eww it`s Markus he has so big ears
by dumythcicc November 10, 2020
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MARKUS

MARKUS HAS A SMALL RANGA DICK
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Sten Markus

The Estonian zyzz fanclub president. He thinks other people are mirin. Bro has a small bench and arms. Bro works out with the zyzz split. Synonyms: little brother, lil homey, homeboy, tiny tim.
Sten Markus is so small, even the microsope can't see him.
Well duh!
by MarkBerting November 21, 2022
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Markus Uteus

A 'Broken Old Shitty Ute' which a friend owns but thinks its the best car in the world.
Joe: My mate bought a Markus Uteus and it broke down
by The Litte Things in Life April 20, 2015
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Markus Sigfridson

Guitarist in the swediwsh neo-classical metal band, Harmony, aswell as new prog. metal band Darkwater. One of Swedens best young guitarists- 27.
Not as good as some of the best guitarists of all time, but amazing for 27. Some of Sweden's undiscovered talents.
"Here listen to this, its one of Markus's Solo's"
"Wow, how can one person alone play that?"
"What can i say, hes amazing."
by Joel Mascinator June 15, 2004
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