Maritime Muslim Academy

A school that looks like a prison and has an odd history...

Thats a school that looks like a prisoner, it must be Maritime Muslim Academy

by wejustfoenem February 9, 2023

International Maritime Law

Section 1 in the International Maritime Law states that if you perform unlawful actions behind your significant other's back and he/she resides in a different time zone, it is not considered cheating.

I did nothing wrong, check the International Maritime Law

by Qaoz September 30, 2021

International Maritime Law

Relationship code in the International Maritime Law states that if you perform unlawful actions behind your significant other's back and he/she resides in a different time zone will not be considered as cheating

I did nothing wrong, check the International Maritime Law

by Qaoz September 30, 2021

International Maritime Law

Relationship code in the International Maritime Law states that if you perform unlawful actions behind your significant other's back and he/she resides in a different time zone is not considered as cheating

I did nothing wrong, check the International Maritime Law

by Qaoz September 30, 2021

Mortimerian Tale

A story that exists in the twilight zone between real and unreal. It is typically highly detailed and of an almost sureal fashion, the mortimerian tale is equally believable as it is unbelievable. The art of telling a mortimerian tale lies within the ability to make a story that may or may not be true seem plausable, therefore making it difficult to find out wether or not its true. The name comes from the stories British comedian Bob Mortimer tells in various TV shows. Examples include "theft and shrubbery", "I perform my own dentistry", and "we were removed from town for freightening the locals".

Bob Mortimer, Mortimerian Tale

by vlegel October 13, 2018

Purple Mortimer

The dark colored condition being the durect result of excess friction from stubble upon ones private region leaving it raw and sensitive. Also known in some parts, and some lines of employment, as five o'clock shadow.

Hey! Why do you think the razor was invented? I ain't playin! Get out of here and don't come back until you've tidied up that face. Sweet thang ain't havin no Purple Mortimer now!

by Oxford Flemming June 21, 2021

suny maritime football

A NCAA Division 3 football team which was reformed in 2005. The team is made up of coaches who play favorites and skip the real athletes. The head coach, Coach Kendrick-Holmes is a bi-polar former Naval Academy graduate, Defensive Coordinator Vincent Digaetano is satan worshipper who doesn't know anything about football. Nothing at all, it's kind of funny if you think about how little he does know. Coach Varner is just a fat guy, and Coach Al Piascik has two facial features.

"Where do you play football?"

"Suny Maritime football.."

"Oh what division?"

"D3"

"You guys good?"

"Yeah when we play Mass Maritime"

by Conspiracy69 February 18, 2009