Tactical assault manoeuvre

An advanced form of the karma sutra for sadists.

She asked me what my favourite sexual position was? I said I don't do sexual positions I do tactical assault manoeuvres!!! Can also be shortened to T.A.M. Time!!!

by Luciferslube November 30, 2015

Ellis manoeuvre

a fucking cunt slut whore bitch fucktard. Also known as the action of extrapolating his arse crack inside out.

Jessie-“Hey look someone is getting an ellis manoeuvre!!”
Izzy-“Someone is in for a treat!!”

by cretinnn August 17, 2022

Soap Manoeuvre

When you drop the soap in prison, but you lie down and pick it up instead of bending over, so nobody puts their sausage up your cookie, because I heard that happens.

Jen: I had to do the Soap Manoeuvre, because Dirty Jim was by me, with a creepy smile.
Beth: Why did you not tell me before?
Fight: *occurs, cause this is prison*

by LegitimateUD January 8, 2020

Trojan Horse Manoeuvre

When your trying to pick up a girl, and when you finally take her home... It's bigger than yours

I'll snag him with the old Trojan Horse Manoeuvre

by ExomperOf December 2, 2023

Moses Manoeuvre

A sexual act where a partner inserts their index and middle fingers of both hands inside the vagina and open it in the same way Moses split the Red Sea. For full effect, this is performed while the woman is on her period.

OH MY GOD! He totally pulled a Moses Manoeuvre on me last night!

by piss stains November 21, 2020

Bruce Manoeuvre

The procedure or strategy to extricate or evict unwanted randos from work drinks.

That Samuel bloke is getting weirder by the minute, maybe time to pull a Bruce Manoeuvre and lose him at the Taxi rank.

by TheOtherGerald September 8, 2022

Microsoft Manoeuvre

Plug it out and plug it back in again

"It's not working"
Have you tried the Microsoft Manoeuvre?

by Manadar June 7, 2022