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Soap Manoeuvre

When you drop the soap in prison, but you lie down and pick it up instead of bending over, so nobody puts their sausage up your cookie, because I heard that happens.
Jen: I had to do the Soap Manoeuvre, because Dirty Jim was by me, with a creepy smile.
Beth: Why did you not tell me before?
Fight: *occurs, cause this is prison*
by LegitimateUD January 8, 2020
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Shapiro Manoeuvre

AKA "failed unintentional kamikaze": when someone aims at a target to fire but then loses control of the airplane and crashes into the sea while the target remains intact. A very specific unintentional suicide
by justanothercommonname August 12, 2020
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Microsoft Manoeuvre

Plug it out and plug it back in again
"It's not working"
Have you tried the Microsoft Manoeuvre?
by Manadar June 7, 2022
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Ellis manoeuvre

a fucking cunt slut whore bitch fucktard. Also known as the action of extrapolating his arse crack inside out.
Jessie-“Hey look someone is getting an ellis manoeuvre!!”
Izzy-“Someone is in for a treat!!”
by cretinnn August 17, 2022
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Bruce Manoeuvre

The procedure or strategy to extricate or evict unwanted randos from work drinks.
That Samuel bloke is getting weirder by the minute, maybe time to pull a Bruce Manoeuvre and lose him at the Taxi rank.
by TheOtherGerald September 8, 2022
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Hoover manoeuvre

when they do a summersault off the bed post and end up with your cock (or equivalent) 9 inches inside of their mouth which then creates a large vacuum in their throat blocking all breath and causing them to choke even harder.
Did you see that Lucas VH, they pulled off a Hoover manoeuvre last night? Absolute legend!
by ITWASWORTHEVERYSTEPLMFAOOOOOOO February 18, 2022
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Brampton Manoeuvre

When you see a Brampton driver do a reckless move such as changing five lanes on a highway without indicating just so they don't miss their exit.
Timmy: Dad when will we reach Brampton?
Dad: Timmy you see that car driving into oncoming traffic? That's called a Brampton Manoeuvre. We've arrived in Brampton.
by sneezyboi September 17, 2025
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