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Trojan Horse Manoeuvre

When your trying to pick up a girl, and when you finally take her home... It's bigger than yours
I'll snag him with the old Trojan Horse Manoeuvre
by ExomperOf December 2, 2023
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Moses Manoeuvre

A sexual act where a partner inserts their index and middle fingers of both hands inside the vagina and open it in the same way Moses split the Red Sea. For full effect, this is performed while the woman is on her period.
OH MY GOD! He totally pulled a Moses Manoeuvre on me last night!
by piss stains November 21, 2020
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Microsoft Manoeuvre

Plug it out and plug it back in again
"It's not working"
Have you tried the Microsoft Manoeuvre?
by Manadar June 7, 2022
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Ellis manoeuvre

a fucking cunt slut whore bitch fucktard. Also known as the action of extrapolating his arse crack inside out.
Jessie-“Hey look someone is getting an ellis manoeuvre!!”
Izzy-“Someone is in for a treat!!”
by cretinnn August 17, 2022
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Bruce Manoeuvre

The procedure or strategy to extricate or evict unwanted randos from work drinks.
That Samuel bloke is getting weirder by the minute, maybe time to pull a Bruce Manoeuvre and lose him at the Taxi rank.
by TheOtherGerald September 8, 2022
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Hoover manoeuvre

when they do a summersault off the bed post and end up with your cock (or equivalent) 9 inches inside of their mouth which then creates a large vacuum in their throat blocking all breath and causing them to choke even harder.
Did you see that Lucas VH, they pulled off a Hoover manoeuvre last night? Absolute legend!
by ITWASWORTHEVERYSTEPLMFAOOOOOOO February 18, 2022
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Brampton Manoeuvre

When you see a Brampton driver do a reckless move such as changing five lanes on a highway without indicating just so they don't miss their exit.
Timmy: Dad when will we reach Brampton?
Dad: Timmy you see that car driving into oncoming traffic? That's called a Brampton Manoeuvre. We've arrived in Brampton.
by sneezyboi September 17, 2025
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