mound mangler

Term used to describe a person with extremely messed up teeth, such as sharp and broken teeth or teeth that point in all directions. Usually refers to a male with a reputation for liking to perform cunilingus or a lesbian.

Guy #1 : So I was going down on her last night -

Guy #2 : Wait. You went down on her? With that mound mangler? Is she ok?

Guy #1 : Fuck you, my teeth aren't that bad. Anyway, I was going down on her, right?

Guy #2 : Right. Continue.

by blackholepcs July 7, 2009

Alaskan Mussy Mangler

Shitting A Condom Half-Full, Freezing It, Then Sticking Half Your Penis (Depeding On Size) Into The Condom, Then Proceeding To Thrash Around Inside One's Mussy

Tom: Dude, At The Party Last Night, I Witnessed Something Awful

Paul: What Was It!?

Tom: Someone Suffered The Wrath Of An Alaskan Mussy Mangler, They Required A Wheel-Chair To Leave...Sad.

by D35 November 29, 2009

Minnesota Muff Mangler

Inverting both fists and penis inside a female's vagina, at the same time.

I honestly didn't know what to do when my wife requested the Minnesota Muff Mangler.

by Martyr69 March 4, 2024

Moist mangler

Someone covered in butter who wrastles elderly people naked .

Your a wee moist mangler

by Creamy joe January 14, 2015

music mangler

A person who thinks they can play an instrument or sing, but proceeds to mangle/destroy the piece/song attempted.

The band singer is a music mangler.

by Tepmurt June 27, 2015

Shrimp Mangler

Someone (usually male) known for catching a lot of tail. A ladies man.

Damn! That shrimp mangler is a f**kn’ pimp!

by DrSauce October 30, 2022

the mangler

Rolling the pinky finger up to the middle finger on top of each other and using them to stimulate the clitoris

I used the mangler on my wife last night and she loved it!

by Alaskarox October 5, 2017