Nine Hole Mambo

A sexual act in which a man and a woman engage in oral, vaginal and anal sex in sequence and then repeat the sequence twice.

That girl I brought home from the bar last night was a total freak. We did the nine hole mambo, all three holes three times, then I finished on her face.

by ska_zombie June 22, 2011

Diarrhea Mambo Combo

Fast food or pizza advertisements on tv that make your stomach hurt just seeing them...but you know you will eat them.

Bite bite shit shit. Its a diarrhea mambo combo! Ooo a baconator combo....

by Mrghettova December 6, 2017

Legal mambo-jambo

"Legal mambo-jambo" is the name given to all the ridiculous and/or unnecesary but legally required terms and conditions in contracts, whose pourpose is for the part A to avoid resposibilities in case of (im-)probable situations that could be related to or affect the issue of agreement. However, it is more likely seen as content in the contract just to harass the signer.

1. When the window of "terms and conditions" of an internet page pops-up, I go straight to the "I agree" button. It's not like it matters, no one reads it any way:\ it is just legal mambo-jambo.

2. A disclaimer is mostly pure legal mambo-jambo

by Dianitapilla March 24, 2009

Mambo number 5

When you mix molly, mary jane, and lady liquor. AKA when you smoke, drink, and roll.

Me and the boys had a straight up mambo number 5 last night.

by asfrefwe May 20, 2013

Mambo #5

The step before having any form of intercourse. Usually involved when a girl and a guy have a really intense make out session that involves the illusion of your body becoming one and the illusion of a mambo dance.

E: So how was last night with Mike? ;)

G:lets just say we mamboed #5 all night long!

E: dam girl! so whats the next step tangoing...?

Also used: Mambo #5, M5, mamboing5

by G. Balls September 21, 2010

black mambo

Code word for a dirty black hooker that hasn't showered in weeks and reeks of penis and feces.

Nigger 1: Hey man seen any black mambos?
Nigger 2: Yea man I just saw one at the corner.

by Infected Dildo February 27, 2016

Mambo dogface to the banana patch?

Another way to ask your kindergarten teacher how to use the restroom: "May I use the restroom?" As defined by Steve Martin in "Philosophy/Religion/College/Language" on his Wild and Crazy Guy album.

I've got a great trick to play on a three year old kid. Whenever you're around them, talk wrong. So, now it's like his first day of school and he says to the teacher, 'Mambo dogface to the banana patch?'

by DCD$ November 19, 2010