by NastyDonkey February 15, 2017
Get the Mallorymug. A Mallory is a female with an extremely hairy vagina. This vagina is often mistakened for a bird's nest or a tangled ball of yarn.
I was going down on Mallory last night until a bird flew out of that vagina and almost pecked my eyes out!
I was going down on Mallory last night until a bird flew out of that vagina and almost pecked my eyes out!
Mallory
by Chad Meister February 10, 2009
Get the Mallorymug. Skank, Slut, Ho,
Likes Sexting, and TRIES to get lots of guys in bed. Wear's booty shorts, and tries to show off her breasts.
FAVORITE apparrel: Nothing
Guys thinks she's disgusting. With too much black hair and too skanky.
Likes Sexting, and TRIES to get lots of guys in bed. Wear's booty shorts, and tries to show off her breasts.
FAVORITE apparrel: Nothing
Guys thinks she's disgusting. With too much black hair and too skanky.
MALLORY Hello hunks! (tries to show herself off)
GUYS Hey you're hot.... umm bye
AS they walk away one guy says to the other, She must have been a Mallory, GROSS!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1- I think she wore that yesterday too
Guy 2- What, she wasn't wearing anything
Guy1- EXACTLY!
GUYS Hey you're hot.... umm bye
AS they walk away one guy says to the other, She must have been a Mallory, GROSS!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1- I think she wore that yesterday too
Guy 2- What, she wasn't wearing anything
Guy1- EXACTLY!
by Mikabra Chadabra May 1, 2010
Get the Mallorymug. by Ss26 November 11, 2014
Get the Mallorymug. A nasty skank who is unshaved, not showered, has lots of plaque on her teeth, smells like a portable fish market. usually has saggy tits with extra skin all over her body. Looks like Mr. Ed. Almost always mistaken as an Ogre. Will also jump anything with a dick and if desperate enough sometimes trys to get the pussy.
by Jenn Elaine December 2, 2010
Get the Mallorymug. Sometimes a person who all boys love and cherish. She is usually beautiful has big boobs and a nice butt. She usually makes you laugh and always wants to cuddle.
by BigUltraSaggyTits January 31, 2019
Get the Mallorymug. A beautiful girl who is highly skilled at sports (especially basketball!) She is really beautiful and a lot of girls are jealous of her. She is overall an amazing girl.
by Cutie10 January 24, 2018
Get the Mallorymug.