real like madrid

being real, or in other words amazing, good, or great at something. Refers to the soccer team real madrid who is arguably the best soccer team and the most popular.
people refer to the soccer team as being "real"...hence the phrase real like madrid

guy 1: yo I played alot of soccer over the summer
guy 2: i bet you still suck though
guy 1: nah bro im real like madrid now

by chocolate fever September 23, 2011

14? Fuck that Madrid

The biggest humiliation for Madrid since the 6-2 Barcelona propinated them in the early 00's.

They wanted 14? Ajax FC gave them a 1-4.

Madridiot: We're going for the 14th Champions League.

Me: 14? Fuck that Madrid. You lost 1-4 last night.

by CPL_JOHNNY_95 March 6, 2019

Madrid Slapjack

Having eaten nothing but raw meat for three days you then shit in your partners mouth. No need for a tit wank - see Bombay version - you've already ruined her.

After a weekend in Spain she knew just what she was getting - the madrid slapjack.

by Spanish Surprise May 17, 2006

real madrid fan

Someone as small as Ronaldo
A little bit of A pussy

Are you a Real Madrid fan? Yes I am A Big pussy like Ronaldo

by Kingofronaldo69 December 11, 2016

jacob madrid

he’s a boy who loves xhy and the bestest person 😍🥰.

jacob Madrid is the bestest person to love xhy❤️.

by Unknown0521 February 26, 2022

Pulled of a Real Madrid

It's when the odds are against you and everyone says it's not possible but you come on top and win.

This is in reference to the iconic 2022 UEFA Champions League run by Real Madrid, in which they had a 1% chance to qualify to the finals but they still managed to do it.

Royal challengers Bengaluru pulled of a Real Madrid by qualifying to the 2024 IPL knockouts.

by Roanoa Uchiha goku May 18, 2024

Alexander Madrid

Super nice and funny guy. Kind of a heartbreaker. Deserves a lot better than most things give him. Overall nice guy that leaves girls hanging so they still have feelings.

He just pulled an Alexander Madrid!!

by CloutClown December 22, 2019