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real like madrid

being real, or in other words amazing, good, or great at something. Refers to the soccer team real madrid who is arguably the best soccer team and the most popular.
people refer to the soccer team as being "real"...hence the phrase real like madrid
guy 1: yo I played alot of soccer over the summer
guy 2: i bet you still suck though
guy 1: nah bro im real like madrid now
by chocolate fever September 23, 2011
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14? Fuck that Madrid

The biggest humiliation for Madrid since the 6-2 Barcelona propinated them in the early 00's.

They wanted 14? Ajax FC gave them a 1-4.
Madridiot: We're going for the 14th Champions League.

Me: 14? Fuck that Madrid. You lost 1-4 last night.
by CPL_JOHNNY_95 March 6, 2019
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Madrid Slapjack

Having eaten nothing but raw meat for three days you then shit in your partners mouth. No need for a tit wank - see Bombay version - you've already ruined her.
After a weekend in Spain she knew just what she was getting - the madrid slapjack.
by Spanish Surprise May 17, 2006
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real madrid fan

Someone as small as Ronaldo
A little bit of A pussy
Are you a Real Madrid fan? Yes I am A Big pussy like Ronaldo
by Kingofronaldo69 December 11, 2016
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madrid drive by

Fucking many Spanish chicks in the span of 5 hours.
by Submarine crew August 7, 2014
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Real Madrid

I hit the jackpot on the slot machine. I pulled a Real Madrid
by TacoReyes May 9, 2024
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jacob madrid

he’s a boy who loves xhy and the bestest person 😍🥰.
jacob Madrid is the bestest person to love xhy❤️.
by Unknown0521 February 26, 2022
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