you wastin my minutes

for use when someone says something stupid and you just don't feel like listening anymore, similar to bitch please

Bitch, you wastin my minutes.

by HHH April 25, 2005

5 minutes craft

Literally the worst channel on youtube and they have 60 million subs and three of them are me. they tell you to bleach strawberries and how to make a knife and you can plant an egg tree. 1/2 their hacks are fake, 1/2 are not hacks like using a screwdriver and some of them are just jokes. the funny thing is that everyone who watches them doenst understand because they are illitreate.

François: i wathc 5 minutes craft
bensh: you fucking intellectual
francoes: they tell you how to maek gold (:

by Bensha Poirot December 4, 2019

30 minutes

The average practice time a band kid practices for.

"Mr. Bob?"

" Yes? "

"How long should I practice for?"

" 30 minutes. "

by Avi200 October 14, 2019

Legit Crustacean Minutes

The time of night when the less dominant niggas go out to scavange through the debris to find food (the prefered food is chicken). This is betweem 3:30AM to 4:00AM. After the real niggas have transformed back from being isopods which was during real isopod hours.

Hey John when is legit crustacean minutes?
Its thirty minutes after real isopod hours.

by CarlAzuzV.2 February 8, 2018

Five More Minutes

The term used in the morning when the alarm clock rings. This is probably the most dreadful time of the day because these five minutes will go by like none other.

This time especially sucks when you under slept that night.

Oh fuck, it's 6:30... Five more minutes please.

by Ya' Digg June 17, 2009

Fifteen Minutes

the 15 minutes of personal fame that Andy Warhol said everyone gets once in a lifetime

She got her 15 minutes when she appeared on that tv quiz show.

by R.C. December 11, 2003

Seven Minutes in Heaven

A game, often played by teenagers, in which two people, usually chosen at random, go into a closet or other private space and engage in sexual acts, ranging from making outto sex, for seven minutes. Occasionally, the length is extended to eleven minutes.

Jane: Why are you late to school today?

Mischa: I was so hungover and my mother was pissed because the cops broke up the party and brought me home at 2 AM. I'm grounded for 2 weeks!

Jane: That sucks.

Mischa: I know...and we just started Seven Minutes in Heaven!

Jane: Who were you paired with?

Mischa: Tanya.

Jane: Wow...hot.

by Jumping the Gun November 25, 2007