Mom of Kate Middleton or now styled (Catherine) Her Royal Highness Princess William Arthur Philip Louis,Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn, Baroness Carrickfergus.
Carole created the really successful Party Pieces with her ever wuss of a husband Mike Middleton. After Party Piece she and her husband were able to send their family into the fancy world of the upper crust which led to Kate meeting her prince and marrying him. People note that Carole was the mastermind behind Kate meeting the Prince.
Also mum to Pippa and James (questionable sexuality)
Carole created the really successful Party Pieces with her ever wuss of a husband Mike Middleton. After Party Piece she and her husband were able to send their family into the fancy world of the upper crust which led to Kate meeting her prince and marrying him. People note that Carole was the mastermind behind Kate meeting the Prince.
Also mum to Pippa and James (questionable sexuality)
by girlintheworldwithknowledge July 12, 2011
Get the Carole Middletonmug. Celebratory term used when the one and only "Ruth Middleton" is present. Those from the "757" get more excited than others when using it.
Person 1: Was that Ruth Middleton?
Person 2: Yea, I think it was.
Person 1: CAN I GETTA RUTH MIDDLETON?!?
Ruth Middleton: Whoop Whoop!
Person 2: Yea, I think it was.
Person 1: CAN I GETTA RUTH MIDDLETON?!?
Ruth Middleton: Whoop Whoop!
by jsells July 16, 2008
Get the Can I getta Ruth Middleton?!?mug. Usually an un-circumsised, homosexual who likes to get shagged knee deep by a black prince. Middleton refers to the middle of two cocks; aka eiffel tower of two black princes
The black man shagged middleton
by Joshua Alberto May 12, 2020
Get the Middletonmug. Long nimble fingers exclusively possessed by the Mr. Middleton himself. These fingers, (arm appendages), are slender and full of great pleasure! Any bitch that gets a feel of that Middleton ECSTASY from those delightful fingers won’t be able to settle for anything less.
Boyfriend: “Why are you breaking up with me?”
Me: “I’ve experience the delight and unique pleasurable sensation of the one and only Middleton Fingers and you could never please me the way they have.”
Me: “I’ve experience the delight and unique pleasurable sensation of the one and only Middleton Fingers and you could never please me the way they have.”
by purehoetry February 11, 2025
Get the Middleton Fingersmug. Noun - A Middleton (Plural - Middletons) is a member of a special clique of middle children who associates closely and exclusively with fellow middle children and shares a special emotional connection with another middle child.
Verb - To be accepted as a member of the special Middleton clique and exhibit traits of a middle child.
The word was coined by Powei and Ronald in 2019 who, by definition, are the world’s pioneer Middletons.
Verb - To be accepted as a member of the special Middleton clique and exhibit traits of a middle child.
The word was coined by Powei and Ronald in 2019 who, by definition, are the world’s pioneer Middletons.
Noun- I am finally getting married t my dream Middleton partner.
Meeting another Middleton is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
Verb - I Middleton you
Powei and Ronald are the first people to be Middletonned.
Meeting another Middleton is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
Verb - I Middleton you
Powei and Ronald are the first people to be Middletonned.
by Ronald-X February 29, 2020
Get the Middletonmug. Middleton is the name of a person that is naive, easily controlled and switches character every time they are with someone else, this could be when they hang out with their girlfriend or boyfriend compared to how they act with you.
by A_De_Large_2 August 5, 2021
Get the Middletonmug. Village in the tees valley often referred to as an inbred shit hole and home to a number of youths riding round on noisy mopeds and what appears to be a petrol mobility scooter. These youths will be found mainly hanging round the local co-op through all hours of the day (and night)
by Kate dandy October 3, 2021
Get the Middletonmug.