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mermaided

When attempting to put pants on both legs go into one pant leg.
I was trying to put my pants on and I mermaided myself.
by KitKat e d April 27, 2013
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Mermaid Treasure

The perfect color. A cross between blue and green, that has magical powers. If a color could glitter, it'd be this color.
Renee is wearing Mermaid Treasure...she's magical.
by bennybooboo October 25, 2011
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mermaid mans belt

The ultimate strap-on, originally seen in the show Spongebob Squarepants.
Dang i was watching some lesbian porn and they pull out a mermaid mans belt!
by CoyoteSniper86 April 13, 2015
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Frankie Mermaid

a man who some would say is... swimming in bitches.
Frankie Mermaid: "What's my name?"
Prostitute: "Frankie Mermaid.."
Frankie Mermaid: "And why is that?"
Prostitute: "Because you are swimming in bitches."
by nobody important :) September 6, 2020
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The Mermaid Theory

a theory that a woman, no matter how ugly she may seem at first, will eventually look beautiful to you if you see her every day all day.

Based off the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermaids.
Joe: Dude Kelly is so hot!

Tim: Are you nuts?! It's probably just the Mermaid Theory. you have her in every class.
by Fatchooo January 20, 2011
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Mermaiding

Like a catfishing, except the person is real but their intentions are to ruin you financially, emotionally, steal your identity or con you in some other way.

Back in the day, mermaids where thought to lead sailors to their doom by leading them to dangerous storms, crashing upon rocks, or dragging them down under the sea.
I finally got in the DMs with that hottie Mercedes, but all she wanted was for me to get her Snapchat premium.

She was mermaiding me this whole time.
by Savage Sage August 5, 2019
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Mermaid Man

Semi-retired superhero in animated cartoon series Spongebob Squarepants.Lives in Shady Shoals Retirement Home with his sidekick Barnacle Boy. His first name is Ernie, in tribute of his voice actor Ernest Borgnine. Various episodes in the series show Mermaidman as having extreme short-term memory loss and having a strange obsession with the word “Evil” ,being some kind of trigger word.

There have been 6 episodes in the”Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy” arc in the series’ first 4 seasons, and have appeared in several other episodes afterwards.Mermaidman was voiced by Ernest Borgnine until his death in 2012.

Honestly one of my favorite characters in the show and “Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III” being one of my favorite episodes.
Example #1

Mermaid Man: I did it! I feel five years younger. It's good to be back.

Barnacle Boy: We did it, you old coot.

Mermaid Man: Who are you?

Example #2

Mermaid Man(to Barnacle Boy):"If you wanna grow up strong like me... you gotta leave room for seconds."
by Pablonovich January 7, 2018
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