yer maw

can be used at any time, in any situation

"yer maw"

by sean September 22, 2003

yer maw

Best used as a come back

If someone were to say 'You're gay' come back with 'So's yer maw'

by Ross August 21, 2003

J'Maw-Maw

A word used on iCarly. It's Sam's grandma. Also used to call a horse.

Farmer: GET OVER HER J'MAW-MAW!!

Horse:*in head: STOP FUCKING CALLING ME THAT*Neyyyy!

by SMEXYBITCH! April 19, 2009

Plowing Maw

The act of making vigorous, emphatic love to a woman's mouth as she lays on her back and hangs her head off the edge of a mattress, couch or pickup truck bed (perhaps at a Busch League Nascar race). The man moves in a reciprocating, forceful, pile-driver-esque fashion. He may face in any direction he chooses. The goal here is to degrade, humiliate and / or hurt the woman in question in a hate-fuck type of way. Commonly used in pornography as a way of emphasizing the elephantine proportions of the porn-stud's blood-sausage.

Weel, I was plowing maw in the F-150 after the funny car set and that damned bitch Sally stabbed me with a broken bottle when I bust in her eyes.

by qroberts May 22, 2008

MAW GAWD

a seemingly extactic alternitve to OMG

Maw Gawd! Stone Cold! Stone Cold! Stone Cold! Maw Gawd!

by Sabre December 17, 2003

Maw Slaw

A dirty discharge that comes out of a bushy maw of a vagina. It has a slaw like appearance and smell. Use extreme caution around Maw Slaw.

George: Betty what’s for dinner? And also what is that nasty ass smell?

Betty: Maw Slaw from my maw of a fuck bucket.

George: EWWW BETTY I THOUGHT YOU GOT RID OF ALL THAT MAW SLAW. YUCK

Betty: Fuck you george I’m eating a corn dog. You’ll appreciate my Slaw one day!

by Jibby420!! June 9, 2017

yer maw

scottish slang for "your mother", usually used as an insult

Guy 1: man, your gay
Guy 2: So's yer maw


Yer maw's so old she co-wrote the ten commandments

by Gregor123456789 September 30, 2008