The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 April 22, 2016
Lunar Wombats are short-legged, muscular quadrupedal marsupials of the family Vombatidae that are native to The Moon. Living species are about 1 m (40 in) in length with small, stubby tails and weigh between 20 and 35 kg (44 and 77 lb). They are adaptable and habitat tolerant, and are found mostly around , Leibnitz Beta Plateau, including Nobel Rim 1, as well as an isolated patch of the mind while tweeting on meth.
Tommy was tweaking on meth and called the cops because Lunar Wombats where crawling through his window.
by The Great Juan July 31, 2023
A type of vegan that only eats fruits and vegetables picked during a full moon. Principly from California.
Dude WTF I've got this vegan at table 12 that can't eat any nightshades and only eats veggies picked on a full Moon.... the Bitch is a Lunar Vegan!
by Vulgarvernacular January 22, 2017
by LunarQueen November 24, 2017
by SirSavageThe21st_ April 21, 2019
A considerably large line of "High Quality" coke or meth that; when inhaled through the nose; produces an incredible sense of an elevated mind state and euphoria. The rush is second to none.
Curt: "Damn homie, that last line I did has me ZOOMIN'!"
Jimmy: "I bet, Bruh. That mutha fucka was a mile long and half a mile wide!"
Curt: "FUCKIN RIGHT!! That mutha fucka was a "LUNAR RAIL".
Jimmy: "Lunar Rail?"
Curt: "Yup! Shit sent me STRAIGHT TO THE MOON, NIGGA!"
Jimmy: "I bet, Bruh. That mutha fucka was a mile long and half a mile wide!"
Curt: "FUCKIN RIGHT!! That mutha fucka was a "LUNAR RAIL".
Jimmy: "Lunar Rail?"
Curt: "Yup! Shit sent me STRAIGHT TO THE MOON, NIGGA!"
by Kyng Whun January 14, 2014
I was just about to pull my underwear up when some one walked in and startled me so bad that I had a lunar Biscuit.
by Boyd Crowder 69 April 16, 2019