iron lotus

A controversial, very difficult figure skating move performed by pairs. One partner holds the other's legs around his/her neck and swings them around like a giant swing. The thrower lets go and allows the partner to do a huge flip in mid-air which turns them upside down. The thrower must then do a 360 body spin like a buzzsaw and avoid cutting the partner's head off.

The only successful attempt in professional pairs figure skating was by Chazz Michael Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy.

Yes.. by 2 men and only after Chaz broke his ankle from a pearl thrown by one of the Van Walderbergs and with MacElroy serving as the thrower.

"The Iron Lotus was so controversial it was only performed in North Korea. Kim Jong-Il had the pair attempt it in front of a large army and audience only to see the pair fail. The partner cut off the thrown partner's head with his skate when he performed his spin. He then picked the head up and wept."

"My ankle is broken, I'm going to need you to throw me instead for the Iron Lotus."

by JimmyNumberOneFan July 20, 2008

This ain't no lounge

The phrase of telling someone to not "lounge". You can use this phrase to tell them to quit being lazy or when they're not sitting up straight.

"Hey buddy, this ain't no lounge."

by Big Baller Slick September 4, 2019

Lotusgasm

An intense orgasm in perfect sync with the sexual partner it is as sacred and as perfect as the lotus flower.

Last night I had a rare Lotusgasm and my head almost exploded with how good it was.

by Unicorn Turtle September 30, 2016

Lotus

Is a guy who can be an idiot but has a true heart and normally does what’s right. But is realvetly cool, tries to stay alone and not talk to anyone unless spoken too.

“Hey Lotus!”
“Aye” *He Nods his head as he walks to class*

by Rayla Sparks December 18, 2017

Lotus technique

Lotus technique was a complex form of sexual pleasure created by nabeel shah back in his prime days. After many days and nights of perfecting the technique he finally completed it leaving many shaking for days.

“Damn boy have you heard of the nabeel lotus technique”

by Haripu sea June 3, 2021

Two towel lounge

TwoTowelLounge The art of lounging on your couch/chair with two towels around you after a shower. Simply the best thing to do after a shower. Directions: 1. Have a shower 2. Get out of the shower 3. Take one towel wrap it around your waist. take another towel and throw it around your shoulders. 3. Grab a drink 4. Lounge on the couch/chair 5. Turn on the television 6. lounge for 15 minutes or more. The best way to relax after a shower.
#twotowellounge
Creater: @freemanb43 Promoter: @chadlyhabing

hey bro wanna two towel lounge?

by chadhabing August 14, 2011

lotus breast

noun
a shock image circulating on the internet, predominantly through email
involves a breast, seeds, and pores

Be careful about opening any e-mails with the subject "lotus breasts: don't go to South America". You may be scarred.

by Hales (c) January 19, 2008