A Lori is an OCD mother who has to have everything in order, she hates people, but loves animals so that's that. Be careful because if you meet a wild Lori she will talk you ear off, especially if your in a Disneyworld ride line for two hours and her phone is low in battery. If she does not like you she will send you all the hints, if she does she'll talk to you A LOT. Don't hurt an animal or something mysterious will happen if you know a Lori.
wow she loves animals, but hates people, total Lori
You met some woman who talked a lot you met a Lori
You met some woman who talked a lot you met a Lori
by GoryNori May 07, 2019
by ohbutmeow February 03, 2010
A smart girl that doesn’t show it much. Loves BTS and TKD. She will always put herself down even though she is smart, kind, pretty, and funny. NO HOMO. But anyway lori’s are really great and you have to hold on to them no matter what. They are not good at showing their emotions and don’t like to tell anyone what their feeling. But they are the most kind hearted people you will find. They also like ALOT of boys so she might steal your mans. But if you find a lori hold on to her she will have a big impact on your life. But she might not be your best friend any more and go be best friends with a girl named cat. But she’s one of the best people you’ll ever met! - BTS SQUAD 4 LIFE
by BTS SQUAD May 16, 2019
by alec98787 November 11, 2008
The most wonderful drug in the world, better know as Hydrocodone or lortab. taking the pill may cause a sense of euphoria, and well being.
by Benjammin420 September 28, 2006
Lori is a beautiful girl who can make anyone’s day. She has short blonde hair and light blue eyes. She is obsessed with texting her boyfriend. But she can get very bossy and rude if things don’t go her way. She loves her family and pets and loves making people happy.
by Prettygirl_937 September 02, 2018
Lori is a mouse, a mouse in a big brown house, she calls herself the hoe with the money blow. She was the mouse who smoked the cheese and light it out, Lori is a witch, a sneaky, little bitch. BUT FUCK THAT MOUSE CAUSE I'M AN ALBATROAZ.
(Verse 1)
Let me tell you all a story
About a mouse named Lori
Yeah, Lory was a mouse in a big brown house
She called herself the ho
With the money, money blow
But fuck that little mouse 'cause I'm an albatraoz
(Chorus)
I'm an albatraoz
I'm an albatraoz
Verse 2
Yeah, Lory said she was a mouse
Smoked the cheese and light it out
Moniley, money, money, ho
Katching, katching, katching, kablow
Lori was a witch
Yeah, a sneaky little bitch
So fuck that little mouse 'cause I'm an albatraoz, woo!
Let me tell you all a story
About a mouse named Lori
Yeah, Lory was a mouse in a big brown house
She called herself the ho
With the money, money blow
But fuck that little mouse 'cause I'm an albatraoz
(Chorus)
I'm an albatraoz
I'm an albatraoz
Verse 2
Yeah, Lory said she was a mouse
Smoked the cheese and light it out
Moniley, money, money, ho
Katching, katching, katching, kablow
Lori was a witch
Yeah, a sneaky little bitch
So fuck that little mouse 'cause I'm an albatraoz, woo!
by that_witch_bitch December 23, 2018