Lizzo-Sized

Means you about the size of 1 adult Lizzo.

I wanna lose weight by the summer, Been Lizzo-sized since about last year.

by KLtgoat April 6, 2023

Lapdance Lizzo

Lapdance Lizzo, is a name for a girl most likely named Liz that does Lapdances regularly. She is most likely seen with (on) an other girl. Even though she says she isn’t a lesbian everyone knows she is. The name can be given to anyone who fits the description.

Henk: “look isn’t that Lapdance Lizzo?”

Katherine: “yeah i saw her at a party last weekend.”

by Thabestgalevah April 21, 2023

Lizzo

A unit of measure.
1 Lizzo is equal to 350 pounds or
158.757 kilograms.

That guy just deadlifted 3 Lizzos with no belt!

by El Diablo 69420 May 13, 2024

lizzo

A black hole that sucks in all the chicken from the edges and the ends of the world. Once Lizzo has reached her limits she will turn to a dark entity that will consume anything and everything from all the corners of the universe, ending all life from the farthest reaches of the existance itself

"oh no my chicken is gone!!"
"wait is that a lizzo in the sky?!!"

by كس بلدي الساخنة December 7, 2023

Lizzo

A drug for fat people who can't afford Ozempic. Instead of making you lose weight, listening to Lizzy makes you feel better about being fat.

Doctor: "If Ozempic is too expensive for you I can prescribe you Lizzo instead."

by awesomeMB9 August 2, 2025

lizzo paradox

The paradox in where women will blindly call each other gorgeous, but when compared to eachother forget said claimed beauty

Man:*holding up picture of lizzo* "rate this woman on a scale of one to 10"
Woman:"OMG 10 ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS"
Man:"You don't thing she's fat?"
Woman:"Omg no whats wrong with you why would you say that"
Man:"I think you look like her"
Woman:"OMG ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT HOW DARE YOU"

Man:*holding up picture of a morbidly obese woman* rate this woman on a scale of one to 10
Woman:OMG 10 ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS
Man:You don't thing she's fat?
Woman:Omg no whats wrong with you why would you say that
Man:I think you look like her
Woman:OMG ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT HOW DARE YOU
Man: talk about a lizzo paradox

by Coaker 12378765432 December 10, 2023

Droppin' a lizzo

Another way of saying you're going No. 2, or dropping a "load" in the toilet.

Dude 1: "My girl's droppin' a lizzo (or load) in the bizzo (or bathroom) before we gizzo (or go).
Dude 2: "Fo rizzo (or real)?"
Dude 1: "Fo rizzo!"

by EdMyerR September 16, 2023