Literate

Able to read and write in one's native language. The opposite of 'literate' is 'illiterate'.

You're not smart. You're not even literate!

by Diggity Monkeez February 13, 2005

literally

literally, actually, really, seriously, not figuratively

Person: i'm literally a polar bear

by batrider January 09, 2012

Liter

1. a unit of metric measurement
2. as demonstated in "Super Troopers", shorthand notation (in French) for 'gimme some fuckin cola!'

1.
damn, deez here litre bottlez is chuggalious

2.
Farva: you know what i want? a liter of cola. liter's french for GIMME SOME FUCKIN COLA!

by Anonymous October 07, 2003

literally

People often confuse this word with figuratively.

-Dude, you figuratively died of embarassment, you illiterate dipshit.

by Built2Spill November 17, 2004

literally

A four syllable word used by monkeys to add emphasis and impress people. Monkeys who use the word don't understand what it means.

Dude: If that monkey says literally one more time I'll stomp him.
Chick: Literally?
Dude: Well, no.

by yarwknil March 29, 2010

literally

Orwellian newspeak for "figuratively".

literallyfiguratively newspeak orwellian

by lwow January 18, 2016

Liter

French for give me some fucking cola before I break your fucking lip.

"I want a god damn liter of cola."

"I dont know what that is."

"Liter is french, for give me some fucking cola before I break your fucking lip!"

by colincatastrophe September 24, 2006