one of the sexiest guy names ever. will often date and marry women who start with the letter S. always good at sports and sometimes will even have a good body. linden will tend to be one of the sweetest most caring guys in the friend group. although linden is hot he doesnt often have the brains.
by shmackind October 28, 2019

hey fabel its time for the linden special ! its for your favourite part of the day (jory yells in rage as he already had sex with lindens dog )
by jory rego April 29, 2024

a girl who pretends to be your friend for 7 years but is a snake and if any of her plans backfire it turns on you. Linden is a horrible person! If you ever meet a linden, you better run. (also implies for Kayla's)
p1: "I met a girl named Linden, she's really nice!"
p2: "Linden is a jerk you should get rid of her"
p2: "Linden is a jerk you should get rid of her"
by Im a gay bitch July 26, 2019


by gwapoguapgetter March 25, 2024

by peninsinmoith June 18, 2022

Super sexy, will be forever loved, hot as Brad Pitt (but hotter) should be a hollister model. He will Always be awesome.
by Linden Lover December 15, 2013
