Leicester’s conker shortage

January 7th the tragic day when all the conkers in Leicester were munched and gobbled up by Teece Roolan (current conker eating world record holder) . Kids woke up with despair as they woke up and found there were no conkers left . Go to the go fund me page to help Teece’s addiction.

Oh no it’s January 7th the day of Leicester’s conker shortage, let’s have a minute of silence for the lost conkers

by Munchies261019 October 26, 2019

Noel Levine

Noel Levine (ノエル=レヴァイン; Romaji: Noeru Revain) is a playable character in the game Witch's Heart. He and Sirius are the only characters to know each other.

Person 1: Noel Levine is so pretty I’m jealous of him

Person 2: I suppose he is really pretty.

by Nekociel August 25, 2021

new college leicester

lush school 🥰😘😍 xxx teachers only care abt what you look like and make us sit through maths for an hour and 45 mins 🤩🤩🤩 students are sooo nice and fights barely happen!!🤪🤪 the food is so yummy and very affordable☺️ (45p for a small juice carton are they mad)

Kid: mum can i go new college leicester
Mum: do you need mental help

by LLLhateyouallxx August 20, 2023

Lexice

A beautiful angel in the form of a child. Blonde hair with large blue eyes, the laughter of bells, & a smile brighter than the sun. Seeing Lexice is seeing pure love & knowing peace.

I was having the worst day, and I found Lexice, and then everything was peaceful.

by £bevy¿ October 5, 2010

Red Leicester

Fuck someone up the ass using block of Red Leicester cheese, until asshole turns bright red.

You in for a right Red Leicestering tonight

by John Tobbogan October 8, 2008

Leicester

Leicester is the furthest place away from the sea in england.The main Ethnic groups in the city center are the Indians, the somalians, the native english, the eastern europeans,russians and other ethnic minorities.There are some ruff estates like highfields and northfields but ther are also some nice areas like wigston and oadby although they are slowley becoming less attractive due to immigration and gang troubles.Most large gangs come from Highfields, Saffron lane, Braunstoneand Evington.

Leicester has the biggest market in europe apparently even though i never thought it was that big.

by leicester badman February 27, 2008

baylen levine

hottest dude alive (next to yachty) also an inspiration to younger people, and someone that can make almost everyone smile (except losers that don't know how to take jokes)

baylen levine is amazing

by mrs.dover March 2, 2021