A firm decisive man which makes strong and courageous decisions with a horse cock that weighs over 11 pounds and has the might of Thor’s hammer

But Is never shy of a cuddle and the warm feeling of his head pressed between a nice set of tits
Hey there’s Lachlan with the horse cock that weighs over 11 pounds
by Alex565 November 23, 2021
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Lachlan is the type of person who is friendly and loyal to other people. He is the one kid who is positive and cheerful every single day. His happy attitude is what makes people have a good day. He is also the hard-working person who tries to get stuff done. However, as nice as he is, Lachlan is one person who you should not ever antagonise due to his sensitive nature. If provoked, he will be prone to very powerful outbursts that makes you wish that you never existed.
Person 1: Do you see this kid over here?
Person 2: Oh yes, that's Lachlan. He's a nice and happy kid who will have your back.
Person 1: What happens if someone provokes him?
Person 2: If you antagonise him in anyway, he'll make sure that you wished that you never existed. He has a large temper that terrifies people. So whatever you do, just be nice to him.
by ColonelSummers April 29, 2021
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A humble, sweet guy who always tries to make a situation better. He is very smart, but pretends not to be and enjoys sticking his tongue out when taking selfies. Soft, pretty boy with nice eyebrows and a soft complexion. He may seem like a good boy at first but he is very messed up sexually, very well endowed.
Oh? Lachlan? The one who stays in his room all day swiping through dating apps?
by Lachlan Philbey February 3, 2021
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Lachlan, where do I begin with Lachlan. When you first meet them they might come across as quiet and soft-spoken, but that is only the very tippy-top of Lachlan. They're some of the most radiant and precious people in the world. With their amazing taste in music and impeccable talent, they can easily serenade you with their charm and music. Lachlan is one of the most down to earth and genuine person who you will ever meet, no matter what they will make it their mission to make you smile, they're some of the funniest people with a smile and laugh oh so sweet. And their eyes, WOW their eyes, you honestly will need a map to help you not get lost in them. Lachlan is, wonderful, incredible, warm, splendid, beautiful, amazingly talented, passionate, humourous, determined, and most importantly, will love you unconditionally.
Person 1: Hey who's that?
Person 2: Oh that? That's Lachlan, he's absolutely splendid and he is the BEST at serenading!!!

Person 1: WOW whoever ends up with Lachlan must be some incredibly lucky person
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Someone who is often referred to as a predator, where they do inappropriate action towards young girls at a party or at an event.
oo boy ... look at Lachlan, his doing it again.
by Ruyton females May 30, 2019
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A really gay kid who takes the dick every day. He loves to suck really hard cock. Every night he has anal with gay prostitutes.
Last night I did a Lachlan
by MrFry00 May 7, 2012
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