Lachlan is just the best person ever. Hes got a huge cock and lots of money and everyone wants to be him. There have been reports of people praying to lachlan instead of jesus.
by Definitelynotlachlan November 22, 2021
Get the Lachlanmug. A humble, sweet guy who always tries to make a situation better. He is very smart, but pretends not to be and enjoys sticking his tongue out when taking selfies. Soft, pretty boy with nice eyebrows and a soft complexion. He may seem like a good boy at first but he is very messed up sexually, very well endowed.
by Lachlan Philbey February 3, 2021
Get the Lachlanmug. Lachlan is the type of person who is friendly and loyal to other people. He is the one kid who is positive and cheerful every single day. His happy attitude is what makes people have a good day. He is also the hard-working person who tries to get stuff done. However, as nice as he is, Lachlan is one person who you should not ever antagonise due to his sensitive nature. If provoked, he will be prone to very powerful outbursts that makes you wish that you never existed.
Person 1: Do you see this kid over here?
Person 2: Oh yes, that's Lachlan. He's a nice and happy kid who will have your back.
Person 1: What happens if someone provokes him?
Person 2: If you antagonise him in anyway, he'll make sure that you wished that you never existed. He has a large temper that terrifies people. So whatever you do, just be nice to him.
Person 2: Oh yes, that's Lachlan. He's a nice and happy kid who will have your back.
Person 1: What happens if someone provokes him?
Person 2: If you antagonise him in anyway, he'll make sure that you wished that you never existed. He has a large temper that terrifies people. So whatever you do, just be nice to him.
by ColonelSummers April 29, 2021
Get the Lachlanmug. Lachlan seems like a very chill person and has a amazing sense of humour, however he has a problem with buying Uber eats. he also likes to play tricks on people and play video games. he is also really good with technology and exploiting social media such as instagram been used to trick his mates into doing stuff that they will forever be made fun of for. Lachlan is also into sports usually starting with non team sports e.g karate or swimming but will participate and enjoy Team sports such as Basketball.
Jett: bro my wifi is so shit its not working i'm lagging so much
Ashton: You are probably been Dossed by Lachlan.
Ashton: You are probably been Dossed by Lachlan.
by ashton got catfished April 12, 2020
Get the Lachlanmug. A firm decisive man which makes strong and courageous decisions with a horse cock that weighs over 11 pounds and has the might of Thor’s hammer
But Is never shy of a cuddle and the warm feeling of his head pressed between a nice set of tits
But Is never shy of a cuddle and the warm feeling of his head pressed between a nice set of tits
by Alex565 November 23, 2021
Get the Lachlanmug. Someone who is often referred to as a predator, where they do inappropriate action towards young girls at a party or at an event.
by Ruyton females May 29, 2019
Get the Lachlanmug. A really gay kid who takes the dick every day. He loves to suck really hard cock. Every night he has anal with gay prostitutes.
Last night I did a Lachlan
by MrFry00 October 23, 2012
Get the Lachlanmug.