Shut Up your being a Lachlan
by Toast Addict December 4, 2019
Girl: Oh man look it’s Lachlan he mine
Girl 2: no we agreed on this he’s mine
Lachlan: hey girls
Girl 1 and 2 : ahhhhhhh
Girl 2: no we agreed on this he’s mine
Lachlan: hey girls
Girl 1 and 2 : ahhhhhhh
by A random baked bean February 13, 2018
A little cunt who has a dick smaller than the ant that lives in your backyard and looks like transvestite
by i am a weird person November 24, 2017
Lachlan is a pot head. He has anorexia and wants to be a fashion fuck. No style, no future and no friends.
by gordon bolognaise January 10, 2019
Usually a short boy with a small dick. This name is for the whitest of white boys and is usually used for kids with a shitty past and future.
by Mia Enh November 7, 2019
Lachlan seems like a very chill person and has a amazing sense of humour, however he has a problem with buying Uber eats. he also likes to play tricks on people and play video games. he is also really good with technology and exploiting social media such as instagram been used to trick his mates into doing stuff that they will forever be made fun of for. Lachlan is also into sports usually starting with non team sports e.g karate or swimming but will participate and enjoy Team sports such as Basketball.
Jett: bro my wifi is so shit its not working i'm lagging so much
Ashton: You are probably been Dossed by Lachlan.
Ashton: You are probably been Dossed by Lachlan.
by ashton got catfished April 12, 2020
Lachlan is just the best person ever. Hes got a huge cock and lots of money and everyone wants to be him. There have been reports of people praying to lachlan instead of jesus.
by Definitelynotlachlan November 23, 2021