n. the broadened and exaggerated weightlifters stance used to accentuate one's shoulders, resulting in a look as if they are holding heavy suitcases in either hand. Those with a Naploeon Complex also tend to utilize this technique to overcompensate for their lack of physique.
After Joey left the gym, he walked around his house with invisible luggage and it quickly gave him the reassurance he needed to feel like a powerhouse.
by Snocap September 19, 2006
by Dr. Ill Cashbar May 04, 2009
Someone who typically says random facts and quips and literally no one asked. These people normally have multiple disabilities, surprisingly their down syndrome isn't the reason for their micropenis. Doesn't have bitches.
Riley: "Luggage Lafulglock go buy a gun"
Luggage Lafulglock: "ah yes, the peak of German engineering"
Riley: "What?"
Luggage Lafulglock: "ah yes, the peak of German engineering"
Riley: "What?"
by Der wenig Führer November 11, 2021
A girl that has had sex so many times that for the man to get any feeling during sex he has to manually hold her pussy flaps against his shaft while penetrating her.
by Luggage.papa June 05, 2018
I only invited him because he's my luggage bitch.
by Quest The Rabbit August 28, 2016
Jeff: hey man! Check that girl out
Dick: oh don’t get to close! I took her on a date but she’s sniff luggage.
Dick: oh don’t get to close! I took her on a date but she’s sniff luggage.
by Gurlycake February 16, 2019
Steve: Hey Darl?
Sue: Yes darl?
Steve: It’s you turn to take the mud luggage on a mud run.
Sue: Fuck!!
Sue: Yes darl?
Steve: It’s you turn to take the mud luggage on a mud run.
Sue: Fuck!!
by Hastos January 20, 2021