Konk

An offensive sounding word that doesn’t actually mean anything. Can be used as an insult (or anything else).

I saw Max today driving in his 2006 Dodge Dakota. He looks like such a konk.

by milomac11 March 21, 2021

Kink and konk

Kink and konk is a term similar to that of doing bits. Used as another way of talking about this action. Can also be used to talk about someone who likes very weird or unusual things. Please for the love of god know which is which.

Omg did you hear he likes a bit of kink and konk

by bighardlad October 14, 2019

konk

kendall is a konk. kenya made it up. that’s all heheh

kendall stfu you konk~kenya2020

by kendallshae November 8, 2020

Konking

The act of forcing jelly beans through the male urethra while buring the pubic hairs with a match (a form of male torture)

“Im going to give that man over there a right old konking”

by Konkasaurus rex May 8, 2023

Konk

A concusion getting wrecked really hard in a sport like hockey you could say "He just got Konked" or "konks on the table"

"He just got Konked" or "konks on the table" "What a Konk" "What a konky"

by Konks mgee February 6, 2014

Konke

A big cock lover who puts shovels in his ass

Damn did you see konke shove that shovel up his ass

by bsujxu November 22, 2021

konk

someone who is dumb

kendall is a konk

by beanhead legs678 November 8, 2020