koala

A term coined by GTLive during a Life is Strange let's play, used as an insult for someone who can't help themselves.

Don't be such a koala!

by SimpleWilson January 05, 2017

Koala

a person who has a lot of Badlion Client cosmetics and is very bad at the game..

they are a koala

by hopiacy January 28, 2021

Koala

A promiscuous girl who has a very high percentage to carry sexual transmitted diseases such as chlamydia.

A girl a young man should steer clear of at all cost.

Hey Bro, you better get checked after messing with that koala!

by Bobo4nic8s March 05, 2019

Koala

Something furry and tender and when you touch it, it growls with joy.

"Oy mate Juliet touched romeos koala, he growled with joy"

by The koala n December 16, 2019

Koala

Someone who is kind, kool and loves kids. Also someone that is warm and a great cuddler.

As a single mom, I would consider dating John since he is a such a Koala.

I only date koalas.

by koalamatch January 08, 2020

Koala

A person in their late 30’s or older, who did not have any sport affiliations to a team, did not support nor cheer for a team until that team showed promise to win a championship.

Rhys is a koala. He just started to support Liverpuke after they win the semis in the CL.

by Cantonatheking7 May 13, 2019

Koala

A person who will not help themselves; Similar to that of the marsupial known as a koala who spends its time eating poisonous leaves so that they must sleep the majority of the day.

"Don't be a koala Chloe!"

by theSpenc7 March 21, 2016