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Grand National Knob Jockey

Meaning 1:
A Homosexual man that rides the knob/head of the penis to minimize penetration/painfulness during anal intercourse. Similar to Knob Jockey but to an extreme level.

Meaning 2:
An anal retentive (tight assed) person that won't do a friend a small favour. The payout factor is that usually during sex the entire penis (shaft and knob) penetrates or is ridden. This meaning suggests that via being a knob jockey and not a cock jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the knob. Somewhat of a bastard. A Knob Jockey of the highest order could compete at a national level.
Example 1:
Tony: That lad is some Grand National Knob Jockey.
Pat: Oh stop I’d say he never gets off it!

Example 2:
Hank: What is the Gibbins lad like?
Harry: Well to be honest, se is no less than a Grand National Knob Jockey!
by Horsebox Harry October 25, 2006
mugGet the Grand National Knob Jockeymug.

Knob-jockey

Someone or something that rides a dick like a pro horse rider. Man, women, toy doll or koala bear, anyone can be a Knob Jockey
She whipped me into shape like Frankie Dettori. The bird was a proper Knob-jockey
by Peaspeanuss July 13, 2023
mugGet the Knob-jockeymug.

Knob jockey

A derogatory term. Often meaning; One who rides the phallus or another man .. and/or woman … or they. Colloquially referred to as Dick Rider.
by LightEclipse December 23, 2021
mugGet the Knob jockeymug.

Knob-jockey

What is that?
It’s a knob-jockey
by Valletta Miles February 22, 2019
mugGet the Knob-jockeymug.

Knob Jockey

A.K.A. Alan Scott, currently resident of Dorchester
That bloke as a Scotty
by Anonymous May 2, 2003
mugGet the Knob Jockeymug.

Knob-jockey

A derogatory term. Often meaning: one who rides the phallus of another man .. and/or woman .. or they. Otherwise known as a dick rider.

The knob part referring to a dick. The jockey part referring to someone who rides a horse.
You’re a bloody knob-jockey!

Watch where you’re going, you knob-jockey!
by LightEclipse December 23, 2021
mugGet the Knob-jockeymug.

Knob Jockey

One who rather enjoys riding cock like a jockey who enjoys riding a horse. Usually a homosexual.
Omg look at the queer, he's such a knob jockey.
by Ting Wot July 7, 2015
mugGet the Knob Jockeymug.

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